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#1
What if you were like "Hey, girl, sit on my lap." and she does, but she only does it so she can grind on you and she does it for like 10 minutes and you can't get her off and she makes you cum in your pants on purpose just so she could embarrass you?

O_O
#2
I'm wondering this too.
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#4
You're a weird kid,
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#5
Got my nut dun' care.
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#6
If you can't manage to stand up with her on you, you don't need to be telling her to sit in your lap.
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#7
I don't think I'd ever ask some girl to sit on my lap unless I was really drunk, because that would make me feel like more of a creeper than I care to be.

But even then, after like a minute of straight grinding I'd have to say, "You need to do something about this or go somewhere else."
#9
I'm with Nil here. If she's willing to come over and grind on me for a straight minute, then I'm gonna press my luck and see if she's willing to go further.
#12
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What if you were like "Hey, girl, sit on my lap." and she does, but she only does it so she can grind on you and she does it for like 10 minutes and you can't get her off and she makes you cum in your pants on purpose just so she could embarrass you?

O_O

Sounds like a recurring problem you have, TS...
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What if you were like "Hey, girl, sit on my lap." and she does, but she only does it so she can grind on you and she does it for like 10 minutes and you can't get her off and she makes you cum in your pants on purpose just so she could embarrass you?

O_O


I don't let fat girls sit on my lap.
#17
Has anyone here ever jizzed in their pants?

I can honestly say that's never happened to me.
#18
There's a girl grinding your lap.

Fap.
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#19
Wow, this question has been on the lips of the nation all summer - I'm glad somebody finally took the bold step and asked it.

Really though, you can finish by just having a girl sit on your lap?

And, if she's grinding you...why are you content with her just to sit their?! Drag the bitch back to yours and grind hips.
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#20
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Has anyone here ever jizzed in their pants?

I can honestly say that's never happened to me.


Negative, the closest I've ever came would probably just be the dreaded dance boner.
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#23
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Has anyone here ever jizzed in their pants?

I can honestly say that's never happened to me.


I seriously don't understand whether it can actually happen? I get erect penises at random times for no reason at least 2 times a day. My previous GF I had, she was sitting on my lap for hours straight and nothing.
#25
All you have to do is elbow her in the stomach then judo-flip her. Then kick her in the ovaries, just for good measure.
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#27
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Has anyone here ever jizzed in their pants?

I can honestly say that's never happened to me.

Would probably want to see a doctor if they could.
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#28
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Would probably want to see a doctor if they could.

Not sure if gift or curse.
#29
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Not sure if gift or curse.

I have to know...

Gift?
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#31
She made you cum, by grinding on you for ten minutes...are you a virgin?
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#32
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What if you were like "Hey, girl, sit on my lap." and she does, but she only does it so she can grind on you and she does it for like 10 minutes and you can't get her off and she makes you cum in your pants on purpose just so she could embarrass you?

O_O


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#34
I've never had this problem.
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#35
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I've never had this problem.

Then go to a strip club. And if you have this problem all you have to say is "im outta money"
#36
Erm...I'd probably get annoyed by the fact that I'm sitting down and she's grinding me.

I'll tell her (listen BITCH. if you're that horny we can just go ****, instead of you looking like a slut in front of everyone.)

Also, if the said scenario did happen, cum on her face obviously.
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#37
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What if you were like "Hey, girl, sit on my lap." and she does, but she only does it so she can grind on you and she does it for like 10 minutes and you can't get her off and she makes you cum in your pants on purpose just so she could embarrass you?

O_O


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#38
I wish.

I'm pretty sure that counts as half having sex.
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#39
In this time of need, we must not forget our friends, allies and comrades - the sea cucumbers. They have never let us down before and they surely won't do so when we so desperately need to solve a serious problem like this one.
Call on them my fellow men! Call on them and let us join forces to battle this puzzeling issue!
Hail the devine sea cuecumbers!


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In this time of need, we must not forget our friends, allies and comrades - the sea cucumbers. They have never let us down before and they surely won't do so when we so desperately need to solve a serious problem like this one.
Call on them my fellow men! Call on them and let us join forces to battle this puzzeling issue!
Hail the devine sea cuecumbers!



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