#1
Ugh God Pit this sucks. I haven't started throwing up (and I hope I don't) but I've been singin' the blues from the other end for about an hour now. I had plans tonight too. Anyways so this thread doesn't turn to shit got any advice?
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#4
my mummy says banana's and toast help tighten the bowels

and flat ginger beer too

edit: surely you can get some sort of compensation? and surely you're not the only one seeing as it's from your cafeteria
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#5
You're on the john atm, aren't you?

In case you are, just sit tight and find some lulz in the pit. It'll all come gushing out then.
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Last edited by behind_you at Oct 31, 2011,
#7
^ Actually considering the situation, grinding anything is the last thing you want to do


... or the first (if you really don't like somebody)
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#8
Drink lots. Shit lots. Go to sleep. Watch TV. Play videogames.
If you can do this all on the can, you're well on your way.

I only had food poisening once.. it was awful, especially trying to sleep. If it persists and gets worse, go to a doctor. I know someone who lost their lower intestine for not going to the doctor from the same case of food poisening I had.

Not to freak you out or anything.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#10
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Drink lots. Shit lots. Go to sleep. Watch TV. Play videogames.
If you can do this all on the can, you're well on your way.


I can do probably 3 of those, maybe 4 if my brother doesn't mind me keeping the door open while I have the squirts
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#11
I got food poisoning 3 times last week, and it just runs rampant at the University of Illinois. We're going to report it eventually if the problem doesn't go away.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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#12
I had it once, didn't throw up, but shat nearly constantly from 2:00 AM to 5:00 PM. The next day I was all right. I'm fairly certain that if you haven't started puking yet, you won't. It'll keep coming out your ass for ages though. You'll probably want to cancel tonight' plans. Or go, and shit yourself for the banter.
#13
Ah food poisoning, best diet in the world and it doen't include excersise
#14
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so this thread doesn't turn to shit got any advice?

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thread doesn't turn to shit

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What you trying fool?
#15
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Ah food poisoning, best diet in the world and it doen't include excersise

no
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