#1
Factually.

edit: and I don't mean that in the sense of it being true and thus factual.

I mean fucking actually.
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I choose to live
#3
Being the best bowl of shit still means you're a bowl of shit.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#6
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#7
I had a bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast today.


What did everyone else have?
#8
Metal videos can't ever qualify. There's a disturbing lack of comfort with one's own sexuality.
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Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#9
Quote by whoomit
I had a bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast today.


What did everyone else have?


What a nice frying pan, I'll take 3.
#11
That statement wasn't even true in the 80's.
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#12
Imma let you finish, but...
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#13
Quote by behind_you


Used this pic twice today lol


Used well


I don't give a shit about "best of" lists why does UG so much?!
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Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



C4C
[thread="1339859"]Hammerhead[/thread]
[thread="1341152"]Anglerfish[/thread]

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Thrustor: 2012
#14
Stupid video, great song. The video of him performing it at the 25th Anniversary of Motown on the other hand is amazing.
#15
Quote by whoomit
I had a bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast today.


What did everyone else have?



Damn that looks good.

#16
Nah, Bowie and Jagr doin that cover (?) was the best ever.
Possibly gayest ever as well.
#17
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#18
Quote by whoomit
I had a bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast today.
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What did everyone else have?


I had eggs and bacon from my school. It was meh
Quote by ErikLensherr
Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



C4C
[thread="1339859"]Hammerhead[/thread]
[thread="1341152"]Anglerfish[/thread]

VOTE
Thrustor: 2012
#19
Quote by whoomit
I had a bacon and cheese omelette for breakfast today.


What did everyone else have?

Airheads and Kitkat bars. Suck it, trick or treaters.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#20
Quote by ErikLensherr
Airheads and Kitkat bars. Suck it, trick or treaters.
Gladly.

...you did mean the Airheads and the Kitkat bars, right?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#21
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Gladly.

...you did mean the Airheads and the Kitkat bars, right?

I meant my twizzler if you know what I'm sayin.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
I know what you're saying...

I've never been a fan of Twizzlers, though.

OT: I fail at recognizing euphemisms.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
#26
Smooth Criminal video was ten times more badass than Billie Jean.
Said the straight man to the late man: "where have you been?"

"I've been here and, I've been there and, I've been in between."
#27
Quote by muffinduck01
Being the best bowl of shit still means you're a bowl of shit.


Yup
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
#28
Quote by nincompoop
I prefer the Bad video, personally.


Ever notice how at one point in the video, the kids are all looking at him through metal bars and it seems like he's got a dungeon full of children?
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#30
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that made me lol indubiably
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That might be my favorite shoop I have ever seen on here.



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Yes! ****ing Yes! YOU LEGEND!!!
#31
I enjoy the gifs used in this thread.
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