man, im in love with my ex girlfriend, we are still best friends but, no sex. I moved to another place and she didnt want a long distance relationship, i love her but i dont know what to do, this sucks... what ya think?
Relationship thread, you soppy tit.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.

Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
You can always find a new girl. I bet she will take your mind off things.
Then again, there is always the relationship thread.

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