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#1
Scary thought. Define "they". Define "sometimes".

About 6 years ago my oldest returned home. His girlfriend in tow. His little brother and my pseudo adopted son were all under one roof with me for a brief period. During this time somebody left the basement door open. For a period of several hours. I'm not assigning blame anymore but at the time I was pissed at all of them. During this period of time when that door was open my wife's cats escaped.

I'm not a huge cat person so it really didn't bother me a whole lot. But I do believe in domestic tranquility. If she's not happy, nobody is happy. So I did my duty as a husband and went cat hunting. I retrieved 3 of 4 of them in a matter of hours.

Still have no idea why these impertinent, independent, irreverent creatures came to me. 3 of 4 did. The 4th was nowhere to be found. Not a surprise in a location full of coyotes, foxes, hawks, owls and Chevy Tahoes.

The 4th one returned last Friday. And yes indeed it is him. He was on our deck when the dogs were let out for their morning constitutional. He smacked the Irish Setter that was barking at him on the nose. A common occurrence 6 years ago. He endured the tongue bath from the mutt that used to think he was his best friend. Another common occurrence 6 years ago. He has the same cauliflower ear. He has the same kink in his tail just beyond the base of it. He knew where the food was as soon as he came inside. He still hates me for reasons I can't fathom. But I'm positive it's the same cat. I don't know how it survived or where it survived but he came home. Sometimes they do come back.
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#3
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wut.


Basically take that line.

"Sometimes they come back"

and fill in the content with a personal story.
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#4
the Chevy Tahoe line made me lol a bit.

Glad they're back, a happy wife is a happy life.

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Basically take that line.

"Sometimes they come back"

and fill in the content with a personal story.


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#6
Dawwwwwww. :3

This makes me feel better after reading the Judge thread.
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#10
My cat disappeared last Halloween (2010)
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#11
Almost didn't read. But, I must say it was actually pretty kewl.
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#14
Love how the very fact that it is Jackal posting keeps out most of the cools story bros. You guys would tear the OP apart if it wasnt Jackal.
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#15
A heart warming tale. Also, pearl dick disease....sometimes it comes back.
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#16
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Love how the very fact that it is Jackal posting keeps out most of the cools story bros. You guys would tear the OP apart if it wasnt Jackal.


It's actually a cool story though.


Bro.
#17
Yeah, cats are like that. It probably found somewhere else relatively nearby that would feed it and maybe even let it in the garage/house and when they stopped for whatever reason it came back.

But still, 6 years is pretty ridiculous.
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#18
So you're cat returned after 6 years?
Could it be that it had another owner in the mean time and eventually escaped and returned.
#19
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Love how the very fact that it is Jackal posting keeps out most of the cools story bros. You guys would tear the OP apart if it wasnt Jackal.

They are more than welcome to tear me apart. Asshole.
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#20
I thought it was copypasta.
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#21
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It's actually a cool story though.
Bro.


ther she is.
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#22
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So you're cat returned after 6 years?
Could it be that it had another owner in the mean time and eventually escaped and returned.

Entirely possible. I have 2 neighbors inside of a days walking distance. Neither have seen him before.
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#23
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I thought it was copypasta.

Nope. I'm still trying to figure out how to get the damned thing to tell me where he was.
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#24
4 cats? I thought 2 was enough to turn you into the crazy cat lady.
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#25
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Nope. I'm still trying to figure out how to get the damned thing to tell me where he was.


Catnip.
#26
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They are more than welcome to tear me apart. Asshole.

Course.
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#27
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Catnip.

This. He'll open up to you after he gets some catnip.

And after you do the human equivalent.
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#29
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This. He'll open up to you after he gets some catnip.

And after you do the human equivalent.

Eagerly awaiting the sort of posts Jackal makes after he has a few tabs of LSD
#31
Cool story. I had a cat return home after 6 months away with a dime size hole in his head from where somebody had obviously burned him with a car cigarette lighter.
#32
I thoguht this story was about your son Coagulation and how he was coming back with Thrusty.

I am leaving this thread very disappointed.
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#33
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Entirely possible. I have 2 neighbors inside of a days walking distance. Neither have seen him before.

Cats can go pretty far distances. Probably just migrated to a new home.

Still; cool story
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#34
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Love how the very fact that it is Jackal posting keeps out most of the cools story bros. You guys would tear the OP apart if it wasnt Jackal.
I was just thinking that.....Jackal or not,


cool story bro
#37
Your cat is really Professor McGonagall in disguise.
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#38
Cool Jack... did you really think that was worthy of being made into a thread? Stop making useless threads.

Wait that's not my line.

I loved this post! I'm glad your cat came back!
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#39
I bet that cat saved the world or something while he was gone. And you'll never know about it.
#40
Wow thats crazy! I had that happen once with my moms cat. He was lost for only a couple years and came back. But turned out he just came back to die.


Then there was another time we lost my cat, Milkshake, a while back when we moved away to a new neighborhood. I couldnt find her the day we were moving and my parents decided we didnt have anymore time to look for her, so they made me leave her behind. Then all of a sudden when we went back to visit my old neighborhood for old times sake, I saw Milkshakes! Still there at the old house.

The people that bought the house apparently adopted her as their own. Then that same day, right after I got to reunite and bond a little with my kitty cat again, THEY RAN HER OVER ON ACCIDENT WITH THEIR VAN ! It was so tragic. She was literally steam rolled paper thin to the driveway. What was even more tragic was they renamed her to Socks

Alright Im done ruining your wonderful story with my tragic cat stories. Sorry
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