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#1
it's her birthday today, she's 18, i can't think of anything clever to say.

i got you a shovel.

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#2
Happy birthday grace

I got you a Mac

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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


Last edited by fearofthemark at Nov 2, 2011,
#7
Happy birthday Grace! My engagement to Kayla will have to count as your present.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#13
Happy Birthday Grace!

I got you this reserved post, so I can put something in it once i'm done with classes for the day.

EDIT: I got you the same thing I get all the TCers



Embarrassment.
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
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#14
Happy birthday!

I got you 200 kitties:



and I also got you a machine that makes the cats square, for easy transport:



Enjoy!
ggg1 ggg3

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#17
Happy Birthday Grace!
Ball Custom Mark I

Korg Pitchblack > Dunlop Crybaby wah > mODDball audio Green Bastard > Marshall GV2 Guv'nor Plus > EHX Holy Stain > MXR Phase 90 > MXR Carbon Copy

Jet City JCA20h
Epiphone Valve Jr.
Blackstar HTV212
#18
I got you some alcohol. OH WAIT, YOU'RE PROBABLY AMERICAN.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
Not sure who you are, but I got you pickles.

A fine gift, if I may say so myself.
Happy Birthday!


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I got you some alcohol. OH WAIT, YOU'RE PROBABLY AMERICAN.

Oh, snap!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#23
Quote by sam b
Who?


You don't know Grace?!?!?!?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#24
Oh, you're legal now.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#27
Quote by sam b
Grace? Who the fuck is Grace?


Not a bloody clue.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#28


holy mother of dick is that a bitchin' sword or what?

happy birthday bloodtrecution lady, i was gonna get you a worser username, but i couldn't find one

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
#32
Happy Birthday, Grace. I was gonna get you something, but CoreysMonster stole my gift.
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#33
Happy Birthday grace...

I boughts you Murderface's codpiece.

What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#34
These are some pretty bitchin' presents. I'd respond to them all individually instead of just in my head, but that would make for a giant, obnoxious post. >.>

Whoa, Tyler, are you actually getting me booze? I guess that means I have to get you something too. >.>

Also, for those of you I don't know, and who don't know me: Hi, I'm Grace (or bloodtrocuted93). Nice to meet you!
#35
But we love giant obnoxious posts.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#36
Happy birthday sweetie
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#38
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This will look so horribly sexual to anyone who doesn't know us


It looks horribly sexual to me and I do (kind of) know you.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#40
Happy Birthday, Grace!



I got you Hagrid.

Quote by isabiggles
It looks horribly sexual to me and I do (kind of) know you.


Says the World Record Holder for Most Consecutive Masturbation Sessions.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
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