#1
Hi,

Went to a psychic for fun. He says he asked his spirit and they told him that the way to the girl heart is throught her friendship. If i become her friend things could change.

Does that sound like just common sense to you ? I mean you always got to know the girl first.
#2
Nonsense. The best way to a girl's heart is through her vagina.

If it's your birthday, you can try the anus too.
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#3
Absolutely not. I'd hate to go out with girls I already know. Except for a few exceptions
#5
The best way to get to a girl's heart is by caving in her chest.
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#9
You don't always need to know them first...
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#10
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So he wants you to get stuck in the friend zone? psychics...


Hmm. I think this. I've tried becoming friends first and all that jazz.

Girls like guys who are a bit more forward. Let her know you like her, ask her to hang out with you. Make a move.
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#11
Wallets generally work better..unfortunately.
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#13
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Absolutely not. I'd hate to go out with girls I already know. Except for a few exceptions

that's just dumb
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#16
My one roommate is under the impression that you need to have sex with a girl before you ask her to go out with you. Needless to say, he brings home some trashy ladies.
#17
Das freidnzone, dude.
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#18
flirt...and be nice and such....

90% of psychic are full of hooeey

then again i make up 73.2% of my statics up on the spot to prove my point
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#19
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Aural sex truly is the best.
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#20
Was he squeezing your leg when he said that?


Cause' I'd hit that shit up.
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#21
My fiance and I were friends for years before we started dating, but there was a huge gap when she moved away and when we started talking again, we really hit it off and wanted to pursue a relationship.

So it's possible I guess. I don't know what would have happened if we didn't have long period with no contact in between though. It's really cool having so much history together, and her family knew me as the harmless friend first, rather than a stranger that was dating their daughter.

But if you go into a friendship with a romantic interest, you're asking for trouble because it's not really a regular friendship.
#22
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Hi,

Went to a psychic for fun. He says he asked his spirit and they told him that the way to the girl heart is throught her friendship. If i become her friend things could change.

Does that sound like just common sense to you ? I mean you always got to know the girl first.

Stopped reading right about there. Good day, fine sirs.


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#23
I stick my penis in her first. Then get to know her later. That way if it doesn't work out I still got some action.