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#1
So this is how it works,

1. You post 2 statements one of which is a lie, one of which is true.
2. The poster below you has to guess which one is which, then put their own 2 statements in the same post.
3. The first poster then must edit their post like so:

'ToL: Correct/Incorrect'


Be truthful, nothing too offensive, and make sure you edit your post so the person can see if they were right.

So, here we go.

Once, I fought a hobo at the war memorial in my city center.
-or-
I dumped a girl for having hairy feet.

ToL: Correct
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
Last edited by Argonaut at Nov 2, 2011,
#2
1. False


2. True


I'm gay. False

I'm straight. True
Last edited by blake1221 at Nov 2, 2011,
#3
1. False

2. True

I love ostriches True

I adore ostriches TRUE
ggg1 ggg3

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Last edited by behind_you at Nov 2, 2011,
#5
1. false
2. true

Fact 1:
There are 2 music stores within 5 miles of my house. - FALSE. There are none.

Fact 2:
I am currently being plagued by a rather tenacious moth. - TRUE.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Nov 2, 2011,
#6
1. False
2. True


Fact 1: I scored over 1,000 points in high school basketball. - FALSE
Fact 2: I'm a 2nd degree black belt in kempo karate. -TRUE
Last edited by GanonDragmire at Nov 2, 2011,
#7
1. False
2. True

1 The following statement is false.
2 The previous statement is true.
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#8
Quote by PsiGuy60
1. False
2. True

1 The following statement is false.
2 The previous statement is true.

ggg1 ggg3

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#9
(True) 1. the part of your brain that controls your privates is next to the one that controls your foot.

(False) 2. you dream only once in a 9 hour sleep time.
Last edited by Bam515 at Nov 2, 2011,
#10
^^^Nice, had me thinking for a second there actually
1. True
2. False

Fact 1. I once received a full roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, and survived.
Fact 2. I have the ability to make a woman orgasm, just by looking at them.

EDIT: FFFFFFFFUUUUU- To PsiGuy60.
Quote by PsiGuy60
Banned for respecting my opinion and politely disagreeing.
You're probably the most respectful person in the Pit.
#12
1 = True, ought to be false.
2 = False, ought to be true.

I'm sexy and sleep with hot women every night.

I'm smart and somehow manage to sleep with hot women every night.
Last edited by Lord_Doku at Nov 2, 2011,
#13
Trick question - both are false.

Fact 1. Someone, somewhere, just tried to hump a tree. FALSE.
Fact 2. Every time you breathe in, someone dies. TRUE. Taken globally, a person dies every 3 seconds. That's about the time it takes to breathe in and out.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Nov 2, 2011,
#14
1)True
2)False

1) I made my own Deadmau5 head for Haloween. True!
2) I have a moustache. False!
Last edited by conor-figgy at Nov 2, 2011,
#15
False
True

The next statement is false

The previous statement is true.
Correct, also
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
Last edited by Krieger91 at Nov 2, 2011,
#16
Frue

Talse

The previous post was posted by a fag

The previous post was posted by an idiot

MM14 speaks the wise words
ggg1 ggg3

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Last edited by behind_you at Nov 2, 2011,
#17
both are possibly true

I once made out with a bi chick - true

I love cherry tomatoes - false
#18
True

False

I lie about my age on UG

I love smoking cigarettes
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#19
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I lie about my gender* on UG

I love smoking cigarettes

True

False

lol
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I have traveled to at least 10 different places in my life True

I own over 5 guitars False
ggg1 ggg3

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Last edited by behind_you at Nov 2, 2011,
#20
1. False.
2. True.
EDIT: Ninja.
1. My band doesn't have a lead singer. - TRUE. We're an instrumental band.
2. There are 213 stitches on the door panel of my car. - FALSE. I don't own a car.

EDIT:
Quote by Krieger91
False
True

The next statement is false

The previous statement is true.

You stole my joke. Die.
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Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Nov 2, 2011,
#21
1. LIES

2. true


My dad was an Iron Maiden roadie in the 80's.
Suprisingly true. He also did several shows with Satus Quo

He is also in great shape for his age.
False. He's obese and recently had a stroke.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Nov 2, 2011,
#22
1. FALSE
2. TRUE

1. The following fact does not make sense.
2. Refrigerator.
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#23
1. False
2. True


1. I am a professional pigeon.
TRUE!

2. I hate flamingos.
False. Flamingos are my buddies, man.
I think it's time for a change.



Sig v5.0 (approximate)
Last edited by §ArmyofAngels§ at Nov 2, 2011,
#24
1. True.
2. Somehow also true.

Fact 1.
While driving in a convertible on the freeway, if a bluebottle manages to avoid the windscreen but hits your head it'll go straight through...


Its own arse.

Fact 2:
I am currently doing my homework.
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#25
Quote by PsiGuy60
1. True.
2. Somehow also true.

Fact 1.
While driving in a convertible on the freeway, if a bluebottle manages to avoid the windscreen but hits your head it'll go straight through...


Its own arse.

Fact 2:
I am currently doing my homework.


1. False
2. True

I've had over 100 detentions in the last 3 years at school TRUE, I don't do homework very often, got better at it now...

I have been employed as a professional saxophonist FALSE, I love saxophone but I don't play, should probably have a go someday....

Unlucky!
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
Last edited by digman50 at Nov 2, 2011,
#26
1. false
2. true

Fact 1: I've been attacked by birds. True don't **** with baby blue jays.

Fact 2: I've been attacked by dogs. False Dogs love me
Last edited by add_g at Nov 2, 2011,
#27
1. False.
2. True.

FACT 1.
At least 50% of my body length is in my legs. TRUE. I am 6 ft 12 inches. 3 ft and 8 inches of that is leg.

FACT 2.
YOU are REAding THIS in the VOICE of GLadOS. FALSE, apparently.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
Last edited by PsiGuy60 at Nov 3, 2011,
#28
True.

False.


1) This thread is awful and should die.

2) This thread is ok.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#30
Both false


1. I'm a girl True

2. I'm a boy False
MATTERHORN
Last edited by Doctor Matthews at Nov 2, 2011,
#31
True
False

I can make raisin scones without thinking about it at all

I once chestbumped a guy and fell over afterwards
#32
True
False

I am 6 foot tall. True
I have a cool job! False, I don't have a job at all.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
Last edited by stealstrings at Nov 3, 2011,
#34
Both false.

1. My first guitar was a crappy starterpack strat.
2. I still have my first guitar.
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#35
Quote by PsiGuy60
Both false.

1. My first guitar was a crappy starterpack strat.
2. I still have my first guitar.


both true

1.I am going to go to school tomorrow
2.Before that I am going to go play hockey

This is a tricky one guys
#36
True
False

I use UG classic
I keep my golf clubs in front of my TV
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#37
True
False

I game competitively as a side job, while I'm free. I've gotten runner-ups in tournaments for DotA, CS and Warcraft 3, although sadly I've never won. (This is false)

I have 7 max-level characters in World of Warcraft. (This is true)

Edit:
Last edited by triface at Nov 3, 2011,
#38
true
false

i am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#39
Quote by theogonia777
true
false

i am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings


You need to post 2.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
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