#2
A calendar? No wait, that's for you.

Just get her something glittering.
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#3
Dick in her hand
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#4
Massive dildo.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Quote by Kensai
A calendar? No wait, that's for you.

Just get her something glittering.

I'm getting a head start.. It's close enough, haha.
#7
Quote by SwirlingSwahili
I'm getting a head start.. It's close enough, haha.

I bet.
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#8
Kensai in a box.
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#13
The same company has rings here too:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Antige?section_id=6125651

Quote by drteletubbie
Those are bad ass, but I don't really see how a girl would like that

My gf likes weird stuff, but I don't see a boy wearing this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/80439719/petite-adela


This is probably what I'd buy for myself:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/63784979/petit-pirate
Last edited by stratkat at Nov 2, 2011,
#14
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#16
Quote by stratkat
The same company has rings here too:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Antige?section_id=6125651


My gf likes weird stuff, but I don't see a boy wearing this:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/80439719/petite-adela


This is probably what I'd buy for myself:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/63784979/petit-pirate

Thank you! I've been trying to think of the name of that website all day! She's always ordering stuff from there.
#17
Quote by stratkat
Steam punk ring, they're relatively cheap, cool looking, and my girlfriend likes hers:
http://www.antigedesign.com/Rings.html

It's funny you mention that. I've been obsessed with steampunk goggles for a week! I don't think my girlfriend sees the beauty in any of it though.
#20
A boyfriend who doesn't resort to asking internet adolescents for gift ideas.
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#22
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Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


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#24
How about a gift certificate to Auto Zone? It's the gift with a thousand uses, she can get new wiper blades for her truck or some of those naked lady mud flaps.
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#25
Quote by SwirlingSwahili
So far the only idea I have is a d*ck in a box...


Well it sounds like you're sorted....


I vote for massive dildo (one of those ones that's really thick, she'll love it (up the ass))
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#27
Quote by digman50
Well it sounds like you're sorted....


I vote for massive dildo (one of those ones that's really thick, she'll love it (up the ass))


subtle.
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