#1
Anyone else spray Axe Phoenix in their f-holes? Ever since I got my Harmony I've got it smellin' like sex. Is that weird? What's this forum think of it? Elaborate on your thoughts on this subject, here
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The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
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#2
I can't imagine body spray being good for the finish...
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What made you think it was necessary to start the exact same thread in two different forums?
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#6
I wouldn't spray anything in my f-holes. If you can't get laid with a nice semi-hollow then just give up playing right now.
#7
I had a guitar that smelled like sex once... I got rid of it pretty quickly. Nuff said.
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I wouldn't spray anything in my f-holes. If you can't get laid with a nice semi-hollow then just give up playing right now.


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If you think Axe Phoenix smells like sex, you obviously have never been anywhere in the general vicinity of sex.


If anything Axe Phoenix probably makes a guitar smell like gullible teenage boys.
#10
I notice when I play for long periods of times, my strings and fingers smell like a sweet vanilla like smell, I don't know why. But my strings and fingers smell delicious after playing guitar.
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I notice when I play for long periods of times, my strings and fingers smell like a sweet vanilla like smell, I don't know why. But my strings and fingers smell delicious after playing guitar.


That’s probably the smell of the case rubbing off on the guitar. I don’t know if the smell is the fabric or the glue, but it really is nice.
#12
Kinda off topic, but sometimes I get dye from the rosewood board on my fingers after playing, and not a big deal. but one day I forgot to wash my hands in between playing guitar and putting in my contact lenses. needless to say it was a painful afternoon

I blame shredibanez for my post, he reminded me of that
#13
Yeah... I'm not sure "frat boy rapist/teenager with a penchant for poor decisions" is what you want people to smell in any situation. I'm being serious. Why douse your instrument with cheap brologne? Also keep in mind that wood can retain scents for a long time. My grandfather's rocking chair still smells like his cigars, and he's been dead since '84. The only benefit would be that once you hit 40, your guitar (if you still have it) might not still smell like it due to the ephemeral nature of Axe. It might seem like a good idea now, but will you still be comfortable with such a generic smell in a decade or two? Also, are you a fortune teller and therefore able to answer the previous question accurately?
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Lynx is teh sex.
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#16
I put love potion no. 9 on my guitar, it smells so damn good, but its guitar polish...
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#17
My Ibanez smells like mahogany, maple, and strangely enough there's a bit of wet dog in there as well.
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If anything Axe Phoenix probably makes a guitar smell like gullible teenage boys.



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I think the previous owner spilled maple syrup on my PRS Standard, cus that's what it smells like. Hence the reason I named it Jemima.
#20
New Gibsons legitimately might smell better than anything I've ever smelled.

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I think the previous owner spilled maple syrup on my PRS Standard, cus that's what it smells like. Hence the reason I named it Jemima.


Is it in a tobacco sunburst?
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#22
Mine smells of a mix between polish and vanilla. My fingers also smell of vanilla after playing as well as of nickel
#23
My guitar smells exactly as it should smell like: nothing. So many great quotes to put in my sig in this little thread.
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I think the previous owner spilled maple syrup on my PRS Standard, cus that's what it smells like. Hence the reason I named it Jemima.


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#26
Hmm... I have a personal policy to never spray anything in my f-hole. That's just how I was raised.
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