What is it about youtube that turns all of the kids into incessant **** fags?

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#1
Why are there so many ****wits on youtube? Why are so many people set on being absolute ****s?

I recently posted a video of a recent gig that my band played with a solo that I was quite happy with and the first thing I get from some **** fag is:

'nice solo mate, sounds like my mum when she ****ed off her head on pills after a massive night sucking ****.

what the **** was wrong with your tapping, it sounded like a spastic monkey trying to get out of a toilet, and that stupid open hammer on pull off lick you use about 100 times in the wrong ****ing spots?!?!?!

go learn how to play you retarded ****.

cheers, keep up the good work '

His videos are shit btw. But why be a blantant ****?
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Link?


I didn't wanna get done for advertising but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqQ7XipUeIU
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#6
On youtube I have both electronic music and crappy guitar covers,

the meanest/dumbest comments I get are on dubstep and my guitar covers,

most from people under the age of 17 with 0 upload views.

edit: everything you said was from 1 comment:/
Last edited by stratkat at Nov 3, 2011,
#10
Quote by suicidalpoptart
Yea UHHHHH we have a forum for that just playing.


There is no reason for that, I thought it was pretty ****ing good. I'm guessing he's just a jealous prick.


Cheers, Yeah I just don't get it.
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#11
Quote by devourke
Thumbs up if you think Justin Beiber is gay
And then the standard:

Thumbs up if you're tired of Justin Beiber sucks comments, just listen to the music!!!!11

#12
under anonymity and without fear of consequence, people are dicks. welcome to the internet.

honestly, i enjoyed that performance...tons of great energy. it's a live performance AND i'm sure you were improvising so i can understand your playing won't be 100% perfect. you look like you were having a great time and your playing really wasn't bad at all so who cares what one person says
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#14
Quote by suicidalpoptart
And then the standard:

Thumbs up if you're tired of Justin Beiber sucks comments, just listen to the music!!!!11


I think you mean
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC! ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
#15
Gee, I hope she's 18 or else I'mma look like a creep...

quoted for relevance

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Last edited by Teh Traineez0rz at Nov 3, 2011,
#17
Quote by devourke
I think you mean
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC! ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

I think you mean
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!
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#19
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I think you mean
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!
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And then of course the;

Goddamit, now I have to find shriekmaster46's comment

The dislike bar is Justin Biebers penis

0:00 Replay button

I'm going to the bathroom and when I get back I expect to see my comment at the top
#21
Haha mate, i thought it was better than Michael Monarch did
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#22
The poor kid's bipolar, just let him self-destruct on his own.

On the plus side, that was a pretty good cover.
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#23
It's Youtube, get over it.

You did a really good job though.
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#24
There wasn't anything wrong with that video. The solos were maybe a little sloppy in spots, but otherwise it was pretty perfect. I assume you were improvising anyway. Anonymity makes people turn into animals.
#25
I thought that was pretty awesome tbh. What's your guitar? Looks sexy.
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#27
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I thought that was pretty awesome tbh. What's your guitar? Looks sexy.


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#28
Quote by seeneyj
I didn't wanna get done for advertising but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqQ7XipUeIU

Oh, now I understand that the tone has nothing to do with your amp.


EDIT: srsly though, I didn't really like your solos that much, but technically I couldn't flaw them, unless I really felt like nitpicking. I play in a cover band, too and I improvise all my solos. Who doesn't stuff up at least once while improvising?

But yeah, good work, I just didn't really like the licks.
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Nov 3, 2011,
#29
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Anonymity makes people turn into animals.

This.

I'd really like to see the very same people make comments without the safety of anonymity.
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#32
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This.

I'd really like to see the very same people make comments without the safety of anonymity.


The worst part is he has one upload of shit quality which has under 10 views...
Why the **** even bother?


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#34
Quote by seeneyj
I didn't wanna get done for advertising but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqQ7XipUeIU

Wow, you weren't kidding about the comment. And to be honest, your playing seems perfectly fine to me Keep up the good work.

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#35
Quote by devourke
Thumbs up if you think Justin Beiber is gay


This.. On every video ffs. I was watching the video of Dan Wheldon's accident on there and one of the comments was "I wish Justin Bieber was in that car thumbs up if u agree"..

For fucks sake despite how uncalled for comments like that are, its Youtube and its full of knobs, but its got nothing to do with racing at all..
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#36
Quote by Portuguese_boy
You get one mean comment and you turn into a whiny little bitch.


But ****, Why even say it in the first place? That's what's got me ****ed.
It's unwarranted.
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#37
Quote by seeneyj
Why are there so many ****wits on youtube? Why are so many people set on being absolute ****s?

I recently posted a video of a recent gig that my band played with a solo that I was quite happy with and the first thing I get from some **** fag is:

'nice solo mate, sounds like my mum when she ****ed off her head on pills after a massive night sucking ****.

what the **** was wrong with your tapping, it sounded like a spastic monkey trying to get out of a toilet, and that stupid open hammer on pull off lick you use about 100 times in the wrong ****ing spots?!?!?!

go learn how to play you retarded ****.

cheers, keep up the good work '

His videos are shit btw. But why be a blantant ****?

I will leave negative comments more often if gets someone's panties in a bunch. That's just life. If you cry like a bitch and get butt hurt when someone teases you, you will be teased. Besides, you posted the video. You an disable comments if you can't handle it
#38
Quote by seeneyj
But ****, Why even say it in the first place? That's what's got me ****ed.
It's unwarranted.

Welcome to the interwebz


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#39
Quote by seeneyj
Why are there so many ****wits on youtube? Why are so many people set on being absolute ****s?

I recently posted a video of a recent gig that my band played with a solo that I was quite happy with and the first thing I get from some **** fag is:

'nice solo mate, sounds like my mum when she ****ed off her head on pills after a massive night sucking ****.

what the **** was wrong with your tapping, it sounded like a spastic monkey trying to get out of a toilet, and that stupid open hammer on pull off lick you use about 100 times in the wrong ****ing spots?!?!?!

go learn how to play you retarded ****.

cheers, keep up the good work '

His videos are shit btw. But why be a blantant ****?

Is this your first time on the internet?

I mean, not that being an asshole is excusable, but what were you expecting? 99% of people on YouTube at any given moment are there to either watch cat videos or troll the comments.
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Last edited by PatchworkMan at Nov 3, 2011,
#40
Quote by PatchworkMan
Is this your first time on the internet?

I mean, not that being an asshole is excusable, but what were you expecting? 99% of people on YouTube at any given moment are there to either watch cat videos or troll the comments.

I troll cat video comments.
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