Poll: What's your number?
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< 0.05
34 16%
0.05 - 0.09
23 11%
0.1 - 0.99
51 24%
1 - 5
101 48%
> 5
3 1%
Voters: 212.
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#1
OK my little chickadees, here's how this works:
Take your birthday and multiply the day and the month together, then take this new number and divide by the year.

(day * month) / year (89, not 1989) = your spouse.

For example, my birthday is the 25th of December 1989 so that equates to (25 * 12) / 89 = 3.37.
Therefore Hayden Panettiere is my spouse.

So who are you destined to marry Pit?

Less than 0.05 = Emma Watson
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0.05 - 0.09 = Jodie Marsh


0.1 - 0.99 = John Goodman


1 - 5 = Hayden Panettiere


Greater than 5 = Betty White
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#2
1 - 5 = Hayden Panettiere


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everything that you've come to expect


#4
Emma Watson


Blow me, assholes.
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#8
I was going to tell you how gay this is, but I got Hayden too, so it's all good.

12/30/91 = 3.9
#9
0.69... John Goodman...

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#10
0.70

...I fucking hate you for that, TS
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#12
Emma Watson. Who is that again?
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#13
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Emma Watson bitches !

8*11

/1994

.04something


8x11=88
88/94=0.9
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
Less than 0.05 = Emma Watson
(Invalid img)
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#15
My wife is going to kick your ass when I tell her she's John Goodman.
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#16
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Emma Watson bitches !

8*11

/1994

.04something

you divide by 94 not 1994

=

0.93


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#18
Sweet, I love John Goodman.
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#19
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My wife is going to kick your ass when I tell her she's John Goodman.

You mean you are going to get your ass kicked.
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#20
TS I bet you first calculatet your number and the have set up the pictures


I have John Goodman, so I guess I'll dump my girlfriend and find my true love, mr. goodman
#21
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My wife is going to kick your ass when I tell her she's John Goodman.


Middle aged women don't take kindly to that kind of insult, even in jest. You get you ass whopped bwah.
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#22
TS, you should probably make it clear that it's the last two numbers of your year...
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#23
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You mean you are going to get your ass kicked.

Nope. I think it means I'm Roseann.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#26
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Emma Watson


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#28
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TS, you should probably make it clear that it's the last two numbers of your year...

A delicious edit has been done.
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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#29
Emma Watson.

Seems ok.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#30
Quote by Jackal58
Nope. I think it means I'm Roseann.

If you go tell her I promise I'll get nice flowers for your funeral
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#31
Just redid it dividing by 93 instead of 1993, and I got:

1 - 5 = Hayden Panettiere


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#34
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If you go tell her I promise I'll get nice flowers for your funeral

Dead roses?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
Do we all have to fight over John Goodman?


Oh wait, there's enough of him to go around.
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#36
TBH, I'm glad I got John Goodman. I would prefer to be with him over anyone else on the list. He's a genuinely cool guy and played one of my favorite characters (Walter in The Big Lebowski). I'd probably have to buy extra groceries though...
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#37
John Goodman
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#39
I got Emma Watson, but I don't give a **** what you say. I'm marrying Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
#40
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I was going to tell you how gay this is, but I got Hayden too, so it's all good.

This.
15. November 1994
You do the math.


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