#1
To make this thread thread-worthy i guess, what has happened to you at the worst possible time it could have happened?

For instance, today I was about to print out my paper worth 20 percent of my grade. My printer ended up only printing out one legible page, even though it had full ink. I could not reprint because somehow (don't ask how, and yeah I'm an idiot and everything) the paper was not saved or something, and I lost it. I had to leave for class in 20 minutes. I raged so effing hard. Had to skip class, and bust out the paper again in 90 minutes. Bros, I thought it was a cool story.
#2
Computer decided to lock up once with all my porn on the screen when my mom walked in my room.
ggg1 ggg3

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#3
Car battery dead the day of a big show out of town.
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#4
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Car battery dead the day of a big show out of town.


Damn, car troubles before shows sucks big time.
#5
Similar to OP, I forgot about doing a 3500 word coursework assignment on the philosophy of Buddhism until the night before so I rushed to do it, finished it in 4 hours, printed then fell asleep while it was still printing.
Forgot it the following day when I went to college, so I had to do it again..by hand...on the bus in the morning.

I mean, literally every other homework in college..I remembered.
But not my final coursework piece. Twice.
Last edited by SkepsisMetal at Nov 3, 2011,
#6
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Computer decided to lock up once with all my porn on the screen when my mom walked in my room.

I think we've all been there
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#8
My life is perfect.
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theory states 1+1=2 sometimes in music 1+1=3.
#10
More than half the time I go into exams, I forget everything that I have studied.
The fact that I still pass the exam is a wonder.
#11
Quote by SkepsisMetal
Similar to OP, I forgot about doing a 3500 word coursework assignment on the philosophy of Buddhism until the night before so I rushed to do it, finished it in 4 hours, printed then fell asleep while it was still printing.
Forgot it the following day when I went to college, so I had to do it again..by hand...on the bus in the morning.

I mean, literally every other homework in college..I remembered.
But not my final coursework piece. Twice.


What makes that so bad is that its not like you had spent a few weeks preparing the paper (it still would have sucked in that case). Instead, one night you were like shitt...then probably stressed and worked your butt off for those 4 hours, pumped at the end that it got done......and then forgot it.

And the sophist, its all that meditation. (at least I think that was you who said they used to meditate a lot?)
Last edited by High&Mighty at Nov 3, 2011,
#12
On emotionally bad days, when I am hurting mentally, if I eat shit while skateboarding. Bad physical pain on top leaves me wondering about it all for a second before I pick myself up and limp away.
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Art & Lutherie
#14
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Girlfriend's little bro walked in while she was peeling the carrot.


Can you explain this sexual term to me?


OT: Can you imagine a classroom full of middle school kids laying all over the place reading and one stepping over a (semi-hot) hot girl while trying to get to his desk and accidentally farting directly in her mouth? Well, this has never happened to me, but I imagine it would suck.
you're a stone fox
#15
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Can you explain this sexual term to me?


OT: Can you imagine a classroom full of middle school kids laying all over the place reading and one stepping over a (semi-hot) hot girl while trying to get to his desk and accidentally farting directly in her mouth? Well, this has never happened to me, but I imagine it would suck.

Oh come, you know. She was bashing my bishop. Petting the chicken. She freed willy.
pinga
#16
she was wanking him off
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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#18
Masturbating his erect penis.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#19
Punching His Clown

No, the idea of someone punching anywhere near there is just bad
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Listen to me and Jameh muck about on a podcast
as if you have anything better to do.


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Grass stains on my dicks

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Pfft. Gay? Nah, gay is the manliest sex that exists.
#20
Stroking the purple-headed warrior
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You'll find whisky very different, but try it and you'll grow into it, soon you and whisky are one, but still two, lovers dancing across a frozen lake under moonlight, wrapped in honey and warmth.


Sums up whisky perfectly