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I'm broke my nose recently in a freak accident where a TV fell on my face and I'm thinking of getting a nose job to fix it(it's crooked now)

Anybody have any experience in this field? What do you think of plastic surgery in general? I'm sorta on the fence about it.
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#3
I was wondering where you went. So a TV fell on your face, why don't you tell us that story?
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#4
I've always been told I have a nice nose. I don't want to mess with nature at it's finest.

How'd you manage to get a TV to the face?
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How'd you manage to get a TV to the face?


^this.


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#7
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Got surgery on most of my face after a fight years ago.


You're so badass.
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#8
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I've always been told I have a nice nose. I don't want to mess with nature at it's finest.

How'd you manage to get a TV to the face?

Some delivery guy probably wanted him to pay for the TV, so Eric pushed his bike over. The delivery guy had like 8 TVs on the back of his bike though, and Eric copped one to the face.
#12
Did you kick the TV over?

also, behind_you is trying to take over as the lead ostrich on this site.
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#13
Hey we were just wondering were you went in another thread!
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Hey we were just wondering were you went in another thread!

I seriously just thought this earlier also, when someone mentioned an ostrich.
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#19
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My mom got a nose job. She looks way less stupid now. Do it man.


This actually made me laugh.

EDIT: ^ At least you didn't take it personally, I do stuff like that to pretty much everyone.
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#20
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I was wondering where you went. So a TV fell on your face, why don't you tell us that story?


I was getting something out of my attic(which is in the roof) when I heard a rat squeek, I'm not afraid of rats or anything but I was shocked so I stumbled, fell off my ladder onto the ground. The rat also fell onto the ground and since he had caused me pain I started chasing him and I got so concentrated on him that I ran into a wall and fell over again which caused the table to shake which ultimately caused the 32" TV to fall on my face. I never caught the rat.


So now I am left with a crooked nose.
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
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I was getting something out of my attic(which is in the roof) when I heard a rat squeek, I'm not afraid of rats or anything but I was shocked so I stumbled, fell off my ladder onto the ground. The rat also fell onto the ground and since he had caused me pain I started chasing him and I got so concentrated on him that I ran into a wall and fell over again which caused the table to shake which ultimately caused the 32" TV to fall on my face. I never caught the rat.
As opposed to?
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#22
OH god, ;

That was better then expected.


Still sucks though. You should get it fixed
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#23
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I was getting something out of my attic(which is in the roof) when I heard a rat squeek, I'm not afraid of rats or anything but I was shocked so I stumbled, fell off my ladder onto the ground. The rat also fell onto the ground and since he had caused me pain I started chasing him and I got so concentrated on him that I ran into a wall and fell over again which caused the table to shake which ultimately caused the 32" TV to fall on my face. I never caught the rat.


So now I am left with a crooked nose.




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this. but yeah, 2 guys are trying to claim your spot of top ostrich. you need to show these guys the pecking order around here
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#26
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As opposed to?


haha well I don't know I'm not an expert on attics

Thanks for the welcome back btw guys

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this. but yeah, 2 guys are trying to claim your spot of top ostrich. you need to show these guys the pecking order around here


Who are these degenerates?
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#27
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I was getting something out of my attic(which is in the roof) when I heard a rat squeek, I'm not afraid of rats or anything but I was shocked so I stumbled, fell off my ladder onto the ground. The rat also fell onto the ground and since he had caused me pain I started chasing him and I got so concentrated on him that I ran into a wall and fell over again which caused the table to shake which ultimately caused the 32" TV to fall on my face. I never caught the rat.


So now I am left with a crooked nose.


It's okay Eric, you can tell us about your fear of rats. We can help you through this.
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#28
So the attic is inside the roof. Even though the roof is on the outside of a building.

Good to see you back.

There's been another ostrich trying to take you place.

Where did you go?
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#29
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haha well I don't know I'm not an expert on attics
It is the same as saying, "I had to get something from the basement(Which is at the bottom)"

Like.... Yes.... AND?
#30
Saw the thread title and thought this was about putting your dick up someone's nose.

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#31
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Who are these degenerates?

behind_you and Jawly. Go get em!
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behind_you and Jawly. Go get em!

I feel like he's going to post on their profiles. And it's going to be stupid
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I feel like he's going to post on their profiles. And it's going to be stupid


Or extremely smart.
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#36
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Or extremely smart.

Anything concerning Eric_Fail cannot be called smart.
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#37
When my nose was broken, a blow job fixed that right up. I'd suggest that in lieu of rhinoplasty.
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#38
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Anything concerning Eric_Fail cannot be called smart.


That wasn't very nice. You just don't understand his intellect.
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#39
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
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I was getting something out of my attic(which is in the roof) when I heard a rat squeek, I'm not afraid of rats or anything but I was shocked so I stumbled, fell off my ladder onto the ground. The rat also fell onto the ground and since he had caused me pain I started chasing him and I got so concentrated on him that I ran into a wall and fell over again which caused the table to shake which ultimately caused the 32" TV to fall on my face. I never caught the rat.


Haters gonna hate
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