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#6
Quote by 'Leviathan'
Obviously because she's awesome.



So to be awesome I would have to crawl inside a dead horse?
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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#10
This would have been really sexy if it weren't for the naked woman.
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A SIGNATURE.
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#11
Almost time for the human race to end...
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#14
I don't see the big deal. It's weird, but so what?
Check out my band Disturbed
#16
*fapfapfap*


oh..i mean...what was she thinking!?...


*fapfapfap*
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#18
Quote by goldmember1217
"wanted to be “at one” with the animal"

Leave it to Oregon...


Why...why...do I have to live in a state with such idiots.
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

E-father of TheSPillow/Sam
E-brothers with Entity0009
#20
Quote by mulefish


>.>

I'll laugh if you manage to make that spread around the Internet
#21
Quote by Vince Sixx
Why...why...do I have to live in a state with such idiots.

stick your dick in a dead horse and find out
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#22
Quote by devourke
Star Whores: A Phallic Menace


In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon?

Damn, that's my second porn jokes of the day.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

Quote by denizenz
Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#23
Quote by deathdrummer
So to be awesome I would have to crawl inside a dead horse?


And eat it, yes.
#24
Quote by JAHellraiser
stick your dick in a dead horse and find out


I already have. Her name is my ex girlfriend.
Hey look, a stoner/doom album.

GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

E-father of TheSPillow/Sam
E-brothers with Entity0009
#25
Quote by Vince Sixx
I already have. Her name is my ex girlfriend.

Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Last edited by strat0blaster at Nov 4, 2011,
#26
Eh I couldn't care less what they do with their property. If they'd tortured the horse then yeah, that's bullshit but since they supposedly euthanized it humanely then I'm fine with it.
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#27
she's... actually she's probably pretty hot underneath all of the blood and horse meat.
#30
Oh dear lord.....
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

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#31
lol, not the worst thing the internet has to offer. I laughed more than anything, at least she wasn't ugly.
#32
Quote by vanceboy
lol, not the worst thing the internet has to offer. I laughed more than anything, at least she wasn't ugly.


Yeah, it's probably bad when you can read through stories like these nonchalantly. :\

Ah well.
#33
People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special place and burned - Sherlock Holmes


Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
Last edited by )v(egaFan90 at Nov 4, 2011,
#35
Bear Grylls did it already.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#36
metal
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#37
Quote by Weaponized


Yes...let's drink until our hearts stop.


that was my face too btw
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#39
Wow.

Must've been a bloody nuisance getting in there...
Quote by slash_GNR666
You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


Quote by Kind, Non-Existant User
Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
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