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So what are some stories of some awesome teachers you have.

One of my stories is today, my English teacher was going over chapters of the book Animal Farm, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_farm for those of you who don't know) and was going over the parts of Squealer spreading propoganda. Then he compared it to North Korean propoganda saying that Americans kill babies, (http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/north-korean-art-1.jpg)
so then I say, "Well those North Koreans must be watching the Casey Anthony trial everyday." My english teacher just bursts out laughing.

At the end of class I also told him that I for some reason had a D in his class so he was like, "Oh let me fix that," and he proceeds to just fill my empty scores and brought my D to an A (94.7%).
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In my math class we were doing something something that involved lumber, oil and flour. We drew products and amounts out of a hat. Then he asked what I had. I said "I have a large amount of wood." He lol'd tremendously and I did as well right after I learned what I said.
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Back in High School, my International and Canadian Law teacher had an awesome ass. That's about it.
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At the end of class I also told him that I for some reason had a D in his class so he was like, "Oh let me fix that," and he proceeds to just fill my empty scores and brought my D to an A (94.7%).


That doesn't make him awesome, that just makes him a really bad teacher.
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That doesn't make him awesome, that just makes him a really bad teacher.

This
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That doesn't make him awesome, that just makes him a really bad teacher.


Yea, I see where you are coming from, but I don't think anyone would complain if their grade was raised. But he is indeed very shitty at grading and using the software for entering grades.
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Oh I agree, I don't think I would tell my teacher NOT to change my grade for the better.
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My writing teacher this term has a whole case full of cds ranging from Radiohead's Kid A to Pearl Jam's Ten. Also my music teacher has seen Foo Fighters preform with geddy lee and alex lifeson live and also saw Jeff Beck last month.
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Yea, I see where you are coming from, but I don't think anyone would complain if their grade was raised. But he is indeed very shitty at grading and using the software for entering grades.


Well, did you do the assignments or not?
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I had a facking hot spanish teacher once, that was awesome. Ms. Uotilla. She would always blush when I called her "Mamacita," Which I did a lot.
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Back in High School, my International and Canadian Law teacher had an awesome ass. That's about it.

What was his name?
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What was his name?

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lets see, i have a sub from the country who just goes of on random stories and explanations about things totally unconnected to the subject and will give an indepth answer to literally any question you ask. Another sub who was a jolly fat man who called everyone squire and could fold a £5 note into a shirt, he also told us he was an escapee from a mental home. Another sub called Doc Fox who once spent an entire biology lesson speaking in a french accent and described the composition of some part of an animal cell as like "dead dolphins floating in Belfast loch". I also used to have an art teacher known as "the jammy dodger" because she once got pupil to cover her naked body in jam and then lick it off in return for bumping up his grades. Finally a few years ago a maths teacher at my school was arrested and convicted for being a paedophile when they found kiddie porn on his school laptop.
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Me and a friend bought my male geography teacher a rainbow coloured silk thong for his birthday, when we came in the next day we asked him if he liked it and he said "Yeah, but I'm still sore from the chafing"

We laughed through the whole lesson.

EDIT:

I also had a sub in French once , she was an old French woman (late 60's at least), and she was swearing and showing us how she used to dance, and singing really badly.
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I had a religion teacher who took us to McDonalds for the whole day.
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i had a college intern sub in math today, she was damn cute. she had adorable freckles and real pretty eyes, i'm a sucker for eyes. anywhoo, i had to go to the office, and she looked at me with her big, brown eyes and looked so sad... she also kept borrowing my shit, like my pen and my calculator lol btw i'm a senior in high school
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One of my teachers got mistaken for a prostitute in Vatican City. She also showed us pictures of aborted fetii. 8th grade was a good year.
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I had a history teacher last year who randomly started tuning his guitar in class and played the intro to stairway. At the end of the semester he had my class (primarily made up of people strait out of the hood) work on a project on the history of rock n roll, and he played the classic rock station while we did all this, was pretty sweet. He also went to woodstock
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My English teacher was subbing for my maths class once, when an autistic kid called Shay kept disrupting the lesson. My teacher's way of dealing with the situation was just perfect.

"Shay, get up and walk to the door."
"Good, now open the door."
"Get on the other side of the door."
"Now close it."

And when it was shut, he just went over, locked it, and continued teaching. It was hilarious, especially given that Shay had no idea until he had shut himself out of the classroom.

Another one of my English teachers, a real sarcastic bastard (but I loved him) used to insult everyone in class, which was always pretty funny. I remember a girl asking him about his time in the army and whether he had killed anyone, to which he replied, "Oh yeah, I ****ing murdered hundreds of Vietnamese. I was in the jungle, and had two M16's in my arms, Rambo-style, and was just killing everything I saw, it was a bloodbath." The chick replied witha genuine, "Wow, really?" to which my teacher told her she was an idiot. I loved him.

Another one... also an English teacher. He had connected his laptop to the projector one lesson to watch a movie, and a girl noticed that his background was his family, to which she asked, "Is that your family as the background?" "No, I went to Google Images and downloaded a picture of someone's family and set it as my background."

My school had a lot of oddball teachers. I won't even get started on my IT/Media teacher...
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My Maths lecturer at Uni wrote a book called "Maths and Sex".
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My English teacher was subbing for my maths class once, when an autistic kid called Shay kept disrupting the lesson. My teacher's way of dealing with the situation was just perfect.

"Shay, get up and walk to the door."
"Good, now open the door."
"Get on the other side of the door."
"Now close it."

And when it was shut, he just went over, locked it, and continued teaching. It was hilarious, especially given that Shay had no idea until he had shut himself out of the classroom.

Another one of my English teachers, a real sarcastic bastard (but I loved him) used to insult everyone in class, which was always pretty funny. I remember a girl asking him about his time in the army and whether he had killed anyone, to which he replied, "Oh yeah, I ****ing murdered hundreds of Vietnamese. I was in the jungle, and had two M16's in my arms, Rambo-style, and was just killing everything I saw, it was a bloodbath." The chick replied witha genuine, "Wow, really?" to which my teacher told her she was an idiot. I loved him.

Another one... also an English teacher. He had connected his laptop to the projector one lesson to watch a movie, and a girl noticed that his background was his family, to which she asked, "Is that your family as the background?" "No, I went to Google Images and downloaded a picture of someone's family and set it as my background."

My school had a lot of oddball teachers. I won't even get started on my IT/Media teacher...

Dude, you went to Willunga right?

Mr. Montedeorosio! BEST CHEM TEACHER EVER, he was hilarious.
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I may be drunk but i know awesome teachers, i had a histoyr hteacher who knew everyhting sbout history and a politics teahcer who had epix bandter and could make any obscure topic interesting withan odd angle
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My English teacher was subbing for my maths class once, when an autistic kid called Shay kept disrupting the lesson. My teacher's way of dealing with the situation was just perfect.

"Shay, get up and walk to the door."
"Good, now open the door."
"Get on the other side of the door."
"Now close it."

And when it was shut, he just went over, locked it, and continued teaching. It was hilarious, especially given that Shay had no idea until he had shut himself out of the classroom.

Another one of my English teachers, a real sarcastic bastard (but I loved him) used to insult everyone in class, which was always pretty funny. I remember a girl asking him about his time in the army and whether he had killed anyone, to which he replied, "Oh yeah, I ****ing murdered hundreds of Vietnamese. I was in the jungle, and had two M16's in my arms, Rambo-style, and was just killing everything I saw, it was a bloodbath." The chick replied witha genuine, "Wow, really?" to which my teacher told her she was an idiot. I loved him.

Another one... also an English teacher. He had connected his laptop to the projector one lesson to watch a movie, and a girl noticed that his background was his family, to which she asked, "Is that your family as the background?" "No, I went to Google Images and downloaded a picture of someone's family and set it as my background."

My school had a lot of oddball teachers. I won't even get started on my IT/Media teacher...


THOSE are some funny stories! My English teacher is kinda close to that too, as he can be very sarcastic like the family desktop background story.
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In my GCSE music in year 11, the class after us was always year 7s so the teacher thought it'd be great to have us all walk out and past the year 7s to a different hard rock song every week, we went through Alice Cooper, Free, Rainbow, AC/DC, Zeppelin etc. Those year 7s looked at us like we were Gods
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Dude, you went to Willunga right?

Mr. Montedeorosio! BEST CHEM TEACHER EVER, he was hilarious.


Willunga? God no.

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Owwww. Rich boy, eh?
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Owwww. Rich boy, eh?


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Not really, upper-middle. Not rich, but... well, I've had 4 cars this year.

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I just have a badass old HS teacher who lives across the street from me and lets me borrow books from him. He also had a record player in his classroom and we jammed to badass shit during quiet periods of class. And his taste in music is kickass. We've had conversations about Sonic Youth, The Carpenters, and Dead Kennedys among others.

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My teacher had sex with me, then she got arrested.

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Well, to be fair, one of the cars was a $350 Volvo 245, so I guess that one doesn't count. It ended up exploding on the highway.
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