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#2
Every guitar shop ever?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
What's wrong with it?
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#5
It's sad.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
Quote by Jon777
It's no use crying over spilled milk.


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#14
So you spilled milk on your amp. Give it some cookies. Everyone knows that's the only real solution here. God, do I have to think FOR you people?
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#16
Are you by any chance the same guy who filled his acoustic bass with sand?
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#18
Would have been a pinnacle of irony if it was ramen that broke your amp instead.
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#20
Quote by Jon777
It's no use crying over spilled milk.

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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#21
Quote by Ramenman01
no but i jokertube is approved


wut.
joker?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
Get a line 6 spider like me, then we can be the two coolest mf'ers on UG
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#23
Get someone who knows what they're doing to pull it apart and dry it out properly, it might be ok but in future make sure it's beer.
#24
Quote by Ramenman01
it doesnt work... milk defeated my amp
Harvey Milk is a dick for doing that

What you really need is a new amp.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Igor Stravinsky


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#26
Milk cancels out spiciness, so clearly to cancel out the effects of the milk you should dump hot sauce into your amp
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I love you



Who's in a bunker?
Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
#28
Quote by WCPhils
Are you by any chance the same guy who filled his acoustic bass with sand?


Nope, that was Kitty Boxes or whatever his name is.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#30
Quote by yngwie ripoff
Breast milk, you made my dayyyyyy....


I'm openin' the studio back up.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#31
Quote by namesroverrated
Milk cancels out spiciness, so clearly to cancel out the effects of the milk you should dump hot sauce into your amp

This and any spicy combination of Indian food and Mexican food
Gear

Guitars: Dean ML ATF3000, Schecter C-1 Black Market Custom
Amp: Blackstar HT-5
Pedals: MXR 10-band EQ, EHX Metal Muff
#32
Quote by Trowzaa
wut.
joker?


Look at the guy in the background.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#33
Quote by stealstrings
Look at the guy in the background.

Clearly the action that TS was doing when he spilled his "milk".

Or maybe he was just naked and happened to hear a bass solo-ception by John Myung.
#36
Was it on at the time?

It could just have burnt out wires, or tubes or even better yet just busted the fuse.
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#37
Quote by chaoticfables
What you need is a new am-

oh right it's actually relevant this time. I'm gonna leave now.

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#38
Does your amp have a milk mustache? If not, I will not believe your story. Milk gives EVERYTHING milk mustaches.
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Peavey Vypyr 30 w/ Sanpera I
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ISP Decimator

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#39
Well, don't put drinks on/ near your amp? I think I would literally cry if I threw any liquid over my amp...
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