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#2
I can top that.
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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


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#3
That's awesome, I might follow in his footsteps. Some day we'll tell our kids about that guy and refer to his trail as "The Trial of Jizz" kind of like the trail of tears except no tears and lots of cum
Gear

Guitars: Dean ML ATF3000, Schecter C-1 Black Market Custom
Amp: Blackstar HT-5
Pedals: MXR 10-band EQ, EHX Metal Muff
#5
Quote by guitar/bass95
What's cool in that? Try to masturbate in the every McDonalds in the world...

You masturbate in every Starbucks in New York and then talk shit.
Gear

Guitars: Dean ML ATF3000, Schecter C-1 Black Market Custom
Amp: Blackstar HT-5
Pedals: MXR 10-band EQ, EHX Metal Muff
#6
Quote by MetalHead502
You masturbate in every Starbucks in New York and then talk shit.


I wasn't really being serious, and I have no idea how many Starbucks' there are in New york... Are there really that many?
#11
Quote by guitar/bass95
I wasn't really being serious, and I have no idea how many Starbucks' there are in New york... Are there really that many?

Masturbation is serious business, not to be joked about. It's sacred in my home.
Gear

Guitars: Dean ML ATF3000, Schecter C-1 Black Market Custom
Amp: Blackstar HT-5
Pedals: MXR 10-band EQ, EHX Metal Muff
#12
Ew
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#13
I hope he can handle it.
Edit:
He has really got his hands full and I'm not sure if he can do it singlehandledly.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Nov 5, 2011,
#17
This better be in middle school history textbooks 20 years from now.
B|-----------------MEEDLY
G|-----------------------------MOODLY
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------WEE
A|DUN-DUN-----------------------------------------DEEWOP
E|DUN-DUN-------------------------------DOON
#19
Is he going to ask for a fappuccino with extra cream before he storms off into each bathroom?
B|-----------------MEEDLY
G|-----------------------------MOODLY
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------WEE
A|DUN-DUN-----------------------------------------DEEWOP
E|DUN-DUN-------------------------------DOON
Last edited by el-shredder at Nov 5, 2011,
#20
Quote by MetalHead502
That's awesome, I might follow in his footsteps. Some day we'll tell our kids about that guy and refer to his trail as "The Trial of Jizz" kind of like the trail of tears except no tears and lots of cum


Congrats, you just made me start laughing uncontrollably.

Sigged.
NOT EASILY LED, EASILY BANNED.
#21
Quote by el-shredder
Is he going to ask for a fappuccino with extra cream before he storms off into each bathroom?


Will he even need to? He's going to cumma latte.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#23
Quote by Fat Lard
This makes me proud to be not be living in shithole New York.

You jelly?
Notice that I'm not from New York.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
Meanwhile in New York.
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#32
Quote by Fat Lard
This makes me proud to be not be living in shithole New York.

Better than living in America's wang.


About to bust a nut of FREEDOM all over Cuba
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#34
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
I wonder how much jizz he's gunna get through...

Buckets of it, probably
ggg1 ggg3

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#35
Quote by behind_you
Buckets of it, probably

Based on an average ejaculation of 8 milliliters of semen on 298 occasions, that equates to 2384 milliliters of semen in total. Or 4.19 pints. Or 2.38 liters. That is disgusting.

This is a four pint milk bottle, which is the middle size in England. Not sure about US.



He could fill that, and then some more with his semen.



In other words, that's a WholeLottaJizzy
#37
Quote by ErikLensherr
Better than living in America's wang.


About to bust a nut of FREEDOM all over Cuba


~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#39
Look at his picture for his twitter
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

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MC: StealthTurtle
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Last edited by MetallicSka at Nov 5, 2011,
#40
Would you like room for cream on top?
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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