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#241
To be able to help more than you are not able.
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

E-Mistress to UG's Finest Gentleman


Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#242
i wish unto you... snu snu
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!!
Quote by BlackVoid
Every guitar and bass forum I've visited has some people chasing some magical tone that will shoot jizzing unicorns riding on a rainbow out of their amp.
#243
To be tormented by the Knights that say ni.
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


"To be successful, you need to be a good musician. To be popular, you just need to be fashionable" - Ritchie Blackmore
#244
To seek forever, yet never find, a shrubbery!


Quote by zenbone
i wish unto you... snu snu
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!

You have no idea how many times that was actually used as a threat against me at school
How do you know this? I demand that you tell me!!?!
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

E-Mistress to UG's Finest Gentleman


Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
Last edited by miss_muso~ at Nov 8, 2011,
#245
More profile views because of your awesome, rocking cleavage.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#246
More profile views by tragically circumstanced Russian orphan maidens who will marry you if only you send some money so they can win the case against the unscrupulous executor of their father's will who is currently witholding the tremendous dowry which was left in trust for them, and which can all now be yours. Get to Western Union now in readiness, I say.
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

E-Mistress to UG's Finest Gentleman


Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#247
Profile Views
Today: 15

It worked

I wish unto you male strippers!
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#248
something bad, because you're not nice.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#250
One of those expensive NZ prostitutes.

Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#251
Prosperity and cake. And Lay's Sour Cream and Onion or some other flavour of your choosing.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#252
for the volcano Mt Rjyedyitchtjodicx to not erupt.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#253
The clap.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#254
For Captain Knuckles to show you some love.

EDIT: Ninja'd. An ultra right wing government
#255
A scum role in Gonsaws game.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#256
Quote by Burgery
A scum role in Gonsaws game.

That would be grand. I haven't got to be scum yet, but if I was I'd probably be lynched anyway. I wish you to be my scum buddy.
#262
Enough delicious peanut butter to drown yourself in.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#263
Every penny under my furniture.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#265
An Antonio Banderas love doll.
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#267
Larger girth.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Chick Corea, Yes, Genesis, Jethro Tull


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#268
A lightsaber

I need one too ....
Quote by CPDmusic
I'm content with being a horny mutant lizard.
#270
A coupon that gives you a free soda and gives the person that gave you the coupon a lightsaber
Quote by CPDmusic
I'm content with being a horny mutant lizard.
#271
An unlimited supply of crack cocaine.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#277
A modicum of success in all future ventures.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness