#1
Susan and Ned were driving through a wooded empty section of highway. Lightning flashed, thunder roared, the sky went dark in the torrential downpour.
“We’d better stop,” said Susan.
Ned nodded his head in agreement. He stepped on the brake, and suddenly the car started to slide on the slick pavement. They plunged off the road and slid to a halt at the bottom of an incline.
Pale and shaking, Ned quickly turned to check if Susan was all right. When she nodded, Ned relaxed and looked through the rain soaked windows.
“I’m going to see how bad it is,” he told Susan, and when out into the storm. She saw his blurry figure in the headlight, walking around the front of the car. A moment later, he jumped in beside her, soaking wet.
“The car’s not badly damaged, but we’re wheel-deep in mud,” he said. “I’m going to have to go for help.”
Susan swallowed nervously. There would be no quick rescue here. He told her to turn off the headlights and lock the doors until he returned.
Axe Murder Hollow. Although Ned hadn’t said the name aloud, they both knew what he had been thinking when he told her to lock the car. This was the place where a man had once taken an axe and hacked his wife to death in a jealous rage over an alleged affair. Supposedly, the axe-wielding spirit of the husband continued to haunt this section of the road.
Outside the car, Susan heard a shriek, a loud thump, and a strange gurgling noise. But she couldn’t see anything in the darkness.
Frightened, she shrank down into her seat. She sat in silence for a while, and then she noticed another sound. Bump. Bump. Bump. It was a soft sound, like something being blown by the wind.
Suddenly, the car was illuminated by a bright light. An official sounding voice told her to get out of the car. Ned must have found a police officer. Susan unlocked the car, and began to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#2
It's because you're fat.
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#3
Looked straight at the end, saw the word 'dinosaur', TS is fat.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Thats me not sleeping.
Damn you TS
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

#7
I walked my dinosaur at the park down the road today. I'm not sure why people are always running in fear. He's only a little raptor
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#9
i skipped to the end, it kinda ruined it

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#10
Even you, tough guy??

OT: didnt read

I've slit the throats of clergymen and governors
Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
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#11
I kinda thought it would say 'Repost this on 10 different forums to not die' or something at the end, was pleasantly surprised.
#12
Fail...it's got to have sex to hook people in.

Susan and Ned were sister in brother...

got up to driving and I skipped to the end, learn2troll.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#14
TS is a fat ass
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#17
but who was the phone!?
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#19
I had no idea what that meant so I looked it up.

I had no idea that was a meme.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#20
God the pit has gotten incredibly more lame since I was last on here.
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#23
I read the story... it was boring as a nun's pussy and the end didn't make sense. Then I looked up the meme, now its as boring as a nun's pussy, doesn't make sense and is stupid aswell.

Good job, TS, you're stupid.
#27
The fact that I'm not scared by this at all probably has something to do with me recently beating Amnesia.
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#29
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"Axe Murder Hollow"




I was laughing hard from the moment I read that until after I'd finished the whole thing. Now that's comedy!
#30
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The fact that I'm not scared by this at all probably has something to do with me recently beating Amnesia.


Or the fact it's not scary?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
I have no idea why I found that so terrifying, and by terrifying, I mean hilarious.

Needs conversion to Russian creepy pasta for maximum hilarity.
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#32
Or that.
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I love a Dimebag tone just as much as anyone else. I'm Definitely considering a spider.
#33
Quote by UseYourBrane
Susan and Ned were driving through a wooded empty section of highway. Lightning flashed, thunder roared, the sky went dark in the torrential downpour.
“We’d better stop,” said Susan.
Ned nodded his head in agreement. He stepped on the brake, and suddenly the car started to slide on the slick pavement. They plunged off the road and slid to a halt at the bottom of an incline.
Pale and shaking, Ned quickly turned to check if Susan was all right. When she nodded, Ned relaxed and looked through the rain soaked windows.
“I’m going to see how bad it is,” he told Susan, and when out into the storm. She saw his blurry figure in the headlight, walking around the front of the car. A moment later, he jumped in beside her, soaking wet.
“The car’s not badly damaged, but we’re wheel-deep in mud,” he said. “I’m going to have to go for help.”
Susan swallowed nervously. There would be no quick rescue here. He told her to turn off the headlights and lock the doors until he returned.
Axe Murder Hollow. Although Ned hadn’t said the name aloud, they both knew what he had been thinking when he told her to lock the car. This was the place where a man had once taken an axe and hacked his wife to death in a jealous rage over an alleged affair. Supposedly, the axe-wielding spirit of the husband continued to haunt this section of the road.
Outside the car, Susan heard a shriek, a loud thump, and a strange gurgling noise. But she couldn’t see anything in the darkness.
Frightened, she shrank down into her seat. She sat in silence for a while, and then she noticed another sound. Bump. Bump. Bump. It was a soft sound, like something being blown by the wind.
Suddenly, the car was illuminated by a bright light. An official sounding voice told her to get out of the car. Ned must have found a police officer. Susan unlocked the car, and began to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.


lol.
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#34
Quote by izbbass
I walked my dinosaur at the park down the road today. I'm not sure why people are always running in fear. He's only a little raptor


#35
as someone who's been reading a lot of HP Lovecraft recently, this is nothing.

also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktMPT6oJPFg

1:55 and onwards explains everything
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#36
TS is a fatass
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#38
He's from anonymous they are planning to attack UG next! This is just a taste of what's yet to come!
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