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#1
Searched and didn't find one, although I recall something like this happening, but it needed a rez. I shall start

Pow! Knockin out the lights like Tyson's right
When I enter the battle feel my heavenly might
Like Batman, outta nowhere I come
Ashes to ashes, punk, you can't run!
Mad damage coming at uncontrolable levels
Making niggas lag like windows '97
Man! Slaying bitches like you like Jay Z
Samurai slashing through hordes of unworthy
'down, back, squaring' So fast it ain't fair
Break your spine nigga, welcome to life in a chair
All this shit mad skillz. I ain't no damn 'lucker'
Zippo the trail, boom! Yi-pi-kay-yay, mother****er!
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#3
Is it cuz I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey
Hoo
#5
A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant’s wang in her stew.
Said the waiter, “Don’t shout,
And don’t wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too.”
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#7
Quote by chaoticfables
I'm the mutha-flippin'

Hip-hopoppotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this oesophagus
Rockin, this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis

Did Steve tell you, perchance?


...steve
#10
Quote by LolCatGuitar
You're mother, she wank that.

You're brother...


HE ATE THAT!

You're grammar...


I HATE THAT!
#12
Herpin' 'n' derpin' 'n' cum slurpin' you hurtin'
for deez nuts to be all up unda yo curtain
with this coo swag for days
said coo swag for miles
said I be sippin' hennessy all up chillin' in my own privarite isles.

What you know about that?
Niggas think they brought swag back?
Nigga I be in the back, let them know where the swag's at.
#13
Quote by blake1221
Herpin' 'n' derpin' 'n' cum slurpin' you hurtin'
for deez nuts to be all up unda yo curtain
with this coo swag for days
said coo swag for miles
said I be sippin' hennessy all up chillin' in my own privarite isles.

What you know about that?
Niggas think they brought swag back?
Nigga I be in the back, let them know where the swag's at.

#14
Quote by blake1221
Herpin' 'n' derpin' 'n' cum slurpin' you hurtin'
for deez nuts to be all up unda yo curtain
with this coo swag for days
said coo swag for miles
said I be sippin' hennessy all up chillin' in my own privarite isles.

What you know about that?
Niggas think they brought swag back?
Nigga I be in the back, let them know where the swag's at.
I read that in Dr. Dre's voice.
#16
Yo my name is Reid and I'm here to bust a rap,
but normally my lyrics are really, really whack,
so I'm trying,
trying my best,
and if you disagree with me I'll throw you in a nest
of bees,
that are ready to kill,
cause when I'm rhyming I need pure lyrical skill,
cause it's so fresh,
like mint crest,
but when you try to rhyme you're just a total mess.
#17
This isn't a freestyle or anything, it's just something silly I made up several years ago. I was trying to imitate certain shock rappers.

I've already calculated the exact cause of the apocalypse
But I can't get it started and I can't see what the problem is
It was the perfect plan formed by me and Dr. Octopus
And if it doesn't work he'll resort to taking hostages

I'll have you know that I murder people progressively
I start out small and spread out to whoever's next to me
But you really ought to know that I lie in my rhymes excessively
It isn't me that's speaking, it's only what is left of me.


It's not saying much at all, but I'll be damned if it isn't fun as hell to say out loud.
#18
Quote by jetfuel495
This isn't a freestyle or anything, it's just something silly I made up several years ago. I was trying to imitate certain shock rappers.

I've already calculated the exact cause of the apocalypse
But I can't get it started and I can't see what the problem is
It was the perfect plan formed by me and Dr. Octopus
And if it doesn't work he'll resort to taking hostages

I'll have you know that I murder people progressively
I start out small and spread out to whoever's next to me
But you really ought to know that I lie in my rhymes excessively
It isn't me that's speaking, it's only what is left of me.


It's not saying much at all, but I'll be damned if it isn't fun as hell to say out loud.


#19
Ho's call me Stugg334, motha****as kno you aint seen dis shit befo',
Groupie's at my front door, your mum on my bathroom floor,
illest shit she aint beggin fo' mo', guess dis shits true bout niggas
Quote by slash11896
I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


Quote by WhiskeyFace
I like women with balls.
#20
I came through the do
I said it befo
Yall ignorant hos and I ignite the prose
The wisdom I chose, Library with rows
known for the mind and the sickest of flows
As deep as it gets aka the third coast
Your rhymes old as Shatner we call it a roast
I shatter the ones that try hardest to boast
Heat from the lead makes them burnt like they toast
Speak to me only if you submit first
otherwise you will be in for much worse
Wise is the one by me with lips as pursed
Haters made dead it does not quench my thirst
Gatorade red yes your blood cells they burst
African sickles Im reaping your worth
Your mother will tell you why they call me fat for it has to do with my large girth who think helped you birth? BITCH


to the beat of Bun B's Get THROWED of course.
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Last edited by Fat Lard at Nov 6, 2011,
#21
yo, i say a lot of crazy shit, call me eric_fail
my raps so good, ima need a milli for bail
you rap so bad, it sounds like a chalkboard gettin scratched by a nail
and your girlfriend is filled with sperm....last name whale

2nd verse, ima talk about girls like mistress_ibanez
i please them so well, they throw their heads back like a dispenser of the pez
one look at you and she started turning les
so you started crossdressing, wearing yo mama's dress

finally im gonna shout out my homie whose locked up
free fassa albrecht! i dont wanna see her on mtv, 16 and knocked up
allow her a conjugal visit, she just wants to get cocked up
we need to get her outta that prison kitchen, she's tired of getting crocked up
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#22
Quote by JAHellraiser
yo, i say a lot of crazy shit, call me eric_fail
my raps so good, ima need a milli for bail
you rap so bad, it sounds like a chalkboard gettin scratched by a nail
and your girlfriend is filled with sperm....last name whale

2nd verse, ima talk about girls like mistress_ibanez
i please them so well, they throw their heads back like a dispenser of the pez
one look at you and she started turning les
so you started crossdressing, wearing yo mama's dress

finally im gonna shout out my homie whose locked up
free fassa albrecht! i dont wanna see her on mtv, 16 and knocked up
allow her a conjugal visit, she just wants to get cocked up
we need to get her outta that prison kitchen, she's tired of getting crocked up

#23
Next time life gives you a hoe bitch go take her and get laid
So that next time you drive by you might die from slow AIDS
I'm dropping in to kill the battle with a rattle like Hiroshima
You're a dreamer if you think you've got more spit than me or Eva
Longoria, she's got pussy deeper than the Mines of Moria
One does not simply walk in without a feeling of euphoria

I got the demeanor of a mean schemer with fifteen weedbuds
Jacked up like a soft storm in a creamy cone shaped tea cup
Girls wanna meet up so they can feel my peanut
But I'm too busy roasting niggas and dipping bitches in honey
It's funny, I need five dead rabbits to feel lucky
But I can't take them to parties cause the smell deters the sucky sucky

I challenge any sucka who got a pencil and a piece of paper
So you can write down your will when you come and meet your maker
#24
Bitches n shiz wanna hang with me
But I aint no baller.
I guess I should call her
#25
A cat
In a ****in hat
I've got a bat
I see a bat
I'm fat
I sat
On crap
and I nat
to fap
then a nap
Eat kitkat
eat matt
spat on matt
put on hat
fap
splat


My sixteen bars bitches.
#26
I once knew a man from Nantucket,
Who suddenly developed a flu,
And as he was kicking the bucket,
He passed the flu onto you.


Just made it up, bitch. Here's another one


They call me orange
I was born in da hood
I...

shit.
#27
Quote by crisisinheaven
Next time life gives you a hoe bitch go take her and get laid
So that next time you drive by you might die from slow AIDS
I'm dropping in to kill the battle with a rattle like Hiroshima
You're a dreamer if you think you've got more spit than me or Eva
Longoria, she's got pussy deeper than the Mines of Moria
One does not simply walk in without a feeling of euphoria

I got the demeanor of a mean schemer with fifteen weedbuds
Jacked up like a soft storm in a creamy cone shaped tea cup
Girls wanna meet up so they can feel my peanut
But I'm too busy roasting niggas and dipping bitches in honey
It's funny, I need five dead rabbits to feel lucky
But I can't take them to parties cause the smell deters the sucky sucky

I challenge any sucka who got a pencil and a piece of paper
So you can write down your will when you come and meet your maker


Dreams, fool! You like a crip on blood territory
AK47s cocked, in scars I write stories
Quickscoping niggas, feeding them lead
T-bagging niggas, drinking their tears
Come at me, brother, I'll murder like Cain
I cometh to bring Biblical proportions of pain
I'm a master ninja from the village of rape
Hokage village rapist, you haters gonna hate.
Fool! If I'm camping I'm Auschwitz
Like bringing Slayer to the mosh pits
Training hard in theory and practice
Learning maths getting my Praxis
Typhoon niggas like you out of glass shield
It's a child massacre on a man's battlefield
Sly Stone of FinAcc in a danger scenario
I smoke you niggas, while smirking like Fabio
Submit to the master fate is inescapable
The Angel of Death now cometh for all Accounts Payable!
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Last edited by Grimriffer at Nov 6, 2011,
#28
Quote by Grimriffer
Dreams, fool! You like a crip on blood territory
AK47s cocked, in scars I write stories
Quickscoping niggas, feeding them lead
T-bagging niggas, drinking their tears
Come at me, brother, I'll murder like Cain
I cometh to bring Biblical proportions of pain
I'm a master ninja from the village of rape
Hokage village rapist, you haters gonna hate.
Fool! If I'm camping I'm Auschwitz
Like bringing Slayer to the mosh pits
Training hard in theory and practice
Learning maths getting my Praxis
Typhoon niggas like you out of glass shield
It's a child massacre on a man's battlefield
Sly Stone of FinAcc in a danger scenario
I smoke you niggas, while smirking like Fabio
Submit to the master fate is inescapable
The Angel of Death now cometh for all Accounts Payable!


Your rap style's cute and it sounds like it deserves an award
Nickelodeon called they said they wanna give you the world record
For entertaining children under the age of 8 while touching their prostate
Looking like Pedobear holding strawberry frostcake
It's okay to like video games if you like living with mom
But if you ain't no Seananners you might want to stop
And reconsider just where you using the word praxis
I'm double differentiating niggas and dividing zero with axes
Fact is, you're done - this rap battle's been hashed
GG no RE let me close this thread with a /
#29
I made this thread already and it died almost immediately
you're a stone fox
#30
Quote by Saint78
I made this thread already and it died almost immediately


Your avatar makes my penis confusion
#31
Quote by crisisinheaven
Your avatar makes my penis confusion


I'm having another one made in the avatar exchange thread.
you're a stone fox
#32
Now this is the story of how my life got flip turned upside down
So I'd like you take a minute to sit right there
I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
In a playground where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, shooting some B ball outside the school
And a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in the neighbourhood
I got in 1 little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air".
#33
Quote by TEK34
Now this is the story of how my life got flip turned upside down
So I'd like you take a minute to sit right there
I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
In a playground where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, shooting some B ball outside the school
And a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in the neighbourhood
I got in 1 little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air".


They call me the prince, but man I don't need a sign
Got spit up in Bel-Air now it's all mine
Like Pokemon, you wanna battle? Any time.
Call me a pig, but your rhymes are your biggest crime
Had to leave the old place, cause it was gettin' too bland
No one knows me here in this land
No one says I'm intellectual, cause e'rryone already knows
No one thinks you het'rosexual, cause ya look like you'll blow
But then again, I don't know
Nor would I want too,
People startin' rumors, but I don't care cause they're untrue
You try to start some shit and I'm like "You cunt you"
Call me a joker, but this has been fun
You look a little slow so I'll just tell you that I'm done.
you're a stone fox
#35
if you think I can't **** with whoever, put your money up
Put your jewels up, no **** it put your honey up
Put your raggedy house up nigga, or shut your mouth up
Before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head
{*laughter*} my game is, vicious and cool
****in chicks is a rule
If my girl think I'm loyal then that bitch is a fool
#38
K-Money in the bank
Give my ho a spank
Time for a quick yank
Get over here you skank

Dead pimps up to my knees
their bitches beggin' please
shootin up the pawn shop
their manager's bein all greeze
shootin at the ground i make him hop
bust open his register, stealin his G's
#39
Hey nigga G-dog hit mah bitches n' hoes wit bling in da hood peace yo
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