#2
I like your mum's tits.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
I urge you to leave now, before you get sucked in to this labyrinth of debauchery.
Sing me to sleep.
#5
Get out while you can.
Quote by Ville Valo
Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it.





You should click on those, I think.



I like My Little Pony. Come at me, bro.
#8
You've started in the worst place, you see "The Pit" isn't a reference to a mosh pit. It's a description of where your life is at now that you're with us.
#9
Quote by Mahabajaba
You've started in the worst place, you see "The Pit" isn't a reference to a mosh pit. It's a description of where your life is at now that you're with us.


This. thats how i explained the pit to my dad a month ago
#12
Quote by Trowzaa
I like your mum's tits.

Hey! That's so crude and objectifying; going off your baser human instincts about only a single part of a woman's body - that's only a PART of who she is as a strong, modern woman.


She's got great legs too.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#13
Quote by Ufad Lord
I Like This Community


You won't for very long. Not after we're done with you. And your mother.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#14
Quote by Ufad Lord
I Like This Community

Just wait til you see my balls


Having second thoughts?
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#15


Quote by Ufad Lord
I Like This Community


All caps fail.
Last edited by Fullmetalzawa at Nov 6, 2011,
#17
The transformation will begin soon.....
Quote by kaptkegan
Don't think I've ever been sigged.


I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
#18
Quote by SkepsisMetal

THIS is the reason i love the Pit.

TS: Let's make out sometime
#19
Quote by Ufad Lord
I Like This Community

ha ha... not for long
Quote by Robchappers
Ha ha love you to dude ;-)

Quote by fearofthemark
10/10 Slater is amazing

Fender Deluxe Roadhouse Strat
Ibanez RG4EXFM1
Washburn D46S
Dunlop Original Crybaby Wah
Fulltone OCD Overdrive
Boss SD-1 Overdrive
MXR M-148 Micro Chorus
Jet City JCA2112RC 20W
#22
I think that is a very bad idea...You should head my advice and leave without ever returning....
I haz gotten gud
#23
I know a lot of people are joking about leaving and not coming back, but actually do it. This place is nothing but a waste of time with repetitious and immature jokes. Seriously leave.
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#24
"Your opinion is rubbish and so is your favourite band" - Yep, The Pit sure is a wonderful community.
Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Did you hear the one about the boy with the short atten
#25

This is TS but replace thread with place
Or at least will be
Quote by kaptkegan
Don't think I've ever been sigged.


I pretty much never leave the drug thread anymore.
#26
This place isn't so bad minus the power hungry mods.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#28
^ She started a new forum so that her friends could still talk to her, check the sig

Be warned, though, for some reason, there are ponies f'n EVERYWHERE.
Quote by strat0blaster
Hey! That's so crude and objectifying; going off your baser human instincts about only a single part of a woman's body - that's only a PART of who she is as a strong, modern woman.


She's got great legs too.
And a great personality


What? Not machismo enough?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: A bunch of forced listening by my composition teacher... some great stuff by Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt...


GTA V! ... the 120th game of the franchise.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Nov 6, 2011,
#29
You poor, poor soul.
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

LoL: Kublai Dong

MC: StealthTurtle
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#30
Tell your mom she owes me $400 for last night. Her mouth gave me herpes.
you're a stone fox
#31
Quote by Wolfinator-x
^ She started a new forum so that her friends could still talk to her, check the sig

Be warned, though, for some reason, there are ponies f'n EVERYWHERE.
And a great personality


What? Not machismo enough?



Hey bronies are half the population I chose a pony avi for 3 days just to mess with rebel. Also admit it you love the ponies!
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#32
Keep your sanity intact. Leave this God forsaken place.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#33
Quote by TheKraken
"Your opinion is rubbish and so is your favourite band" - Yep, The Pit sure is a wonderful community.

Well, some people's opinions are indeed shit and they should be put down for them.