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When someone texts me "what's up," I always just say "not much" or I just tell them what I'm doing. I'm getting sick of using the same boring responses. So pit, use your crude humor to come up with some better responses to "what's up".

inb4 my penis
What's happenin' Bitch
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"

I always say Sup Bitch whenever anyone talks to me on FB or MSN. So you can tell if it's not me talking to you if I say something different as the first reply.
"My glass"

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
Nothing. C unt.
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

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Has anyone ever been asked "What are you saying?" in replacement of "What's up" ?

When I moved to the city I got it all the time and was confused as ****. I'd just say "I... I didn't say anything?"
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haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

Last edited by Brandon860 at Nov 6, 2011,
Just respond with memes. They obviously haven't put in any thought into their text to you so why bother?


"What's up?"

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Let confusion ensue.
A two letter word indicating direction.

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"a direction conventionally the opposite of down"

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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
Last edited by fail at Nov 6, 2011,
i hate having conversations by text so i pretend i didn't see them.
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']My BAC.
I like this one.


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
My dick
The ceiling
The sky
Or I tell them about the awesome thing that happened to me that day
"Your ass?"

That way it makes the phrase, "What's up your ass?"

Which usually degenerates into "shit," "dildo," "huge black cock," or "rusty knife."

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I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.

Quote by JD2k9
Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.
It's a Disney movie about an old guy whose wife died and then he like ties a bunch of balloons to his house to take him up to the air and I think there's some boy and a talking dog or somethin.


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A 2009 computer animated film produced by pixar.
Oh. I was too late.

Nice bump tho whats up?
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jul 10, 2015,
This thread
Up from whatever dark and dusty location it was found in.
I have nothing important to say
not shit bump is not shit

what's up?

high things, now greet me like a civilised person.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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Would you classify updog as a legitimate 30th century Sumerian artifact?

What's updog?
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every single time

i don't know why i feel so dry
"not much chillin"
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
Obama's approval rating
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites

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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)

them- "whats up?"

me- "teen pregnancy rates"


them- "whats up?"

me- "your time talking to me."
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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Last edited by Harvey Swick at Jul 11, 2015,
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