#1
Hello, i am:

Lemmingsworth, All-Powerful Overlord of Llama-Land, Extreme Emperor of the Turpitude Tussocks!

who are you?
#2
well hi Lemmingsworth

... I'm nick
"When that day comes I shall Futterwacken ... vigorously."
~ The Mad Hatter



#3
Greetings Lemminsworth.

We are the Borg.

Your puny display of intellect does not impress us.
Therefore, we are not concerned about your title or your people.
You shall be destroyed as assimilation would degenerate our superiority.

We are the Borg.
#6
You're not funny. BUT YOU ARE SO TTLY RAND0M XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDDD
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
GEAR:
Fender MIM HSS Strat
VOX AD30VT
FUNDS: $600
#10
Quote by EtherealAmateur
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


my new name is hermione granger and i will now.... i dont know
#11
Hello, I'm absolutely tripping balls having a good time with my dragon protector.
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#13
Quote by Trowzaa
You're not funny. BUT YOU ARE SO TTLY RAND0M XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDDD


random things tend to make me laugh soooo...
#15
inb4 I am the table.
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A SIGNATURE.
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#16
Quote by itamar100
random things tend to make me laugh soooo...


You sound like an annoying homosexual scene kid.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
Quote by TheQuailman
Is that fancy-talk for "condom"?

I wish... Hard enough getting that when I'm sober, let alone like this.
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#20
Quote by Trowzaa
You're not funny. BUT YOU ARE SO TTLY RAND0M XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDDD


sigged
ggg1 ggg3

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#21
Quote by TheQuailman
I'm Biggie Smalls. Say my name thrice in front of a mirror. I dare you, bitch.


I am 2Pac BIACH!!!
Don´t mess with old skool!!!
How often have we chased the dream of progress, only to see that dream perverted?
More often than not, haven't the machines we built to improve life shattered the lives of millions?
And now we want to turn that dream on ourselves, to fundamentally improve who we are.
Experience has shown me how dangerous that can be.
#24
Quote by frankv
Yeah, you show him! You tell that crazy kid t'git of yer laaawn!



He is probably having this with lawn!
How often have we chased the dream of progress, only to see that dream perverted?
More often than not, haven't the machines we built to improve life shattered the lives of millions?
And now we want to turn that dream on ourselves, to fundamentally improve who we are.
Experience has shown me how dangerous that can be.
#26
Doesn't even make sense, we don't call it a lawn.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#28
Quote by frankv
"Git off ma garden!" sounds a bit off though.


Your face sounds a bit off.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
I am your father.

I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.