a rebel without a clause
“being in a room and sitting there with a ghost, hearing their voice in your head and seeing them as clearly as I'm seeing you right now.”

Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Mrs. Clause is a smart woman. She's waiting for the right time to leave that fatso, and she's gonna take half the elves and half the toys with her.

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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