Poll: Where do you stand on puns?
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View poll results: Where do you stand on puns?
If you hate them you should be PUNished!
95 60%
*groan*
14 9%
In moderation
48 30%
Make one and I'll End you.
2 1%
Voters: 159.
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#1
What are your thoughts on Puns, Pit?

Do you embrace them? Or fear them?

Personally I think if you don't like puns you have no soul.

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#3
I love bad puns. Infact, I love them so much I'm a punda.
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#5
Quote by L2112Lif
I can't think of a raisin why I'd dislike any pun.


That pun was irrelevant to the Currant situation.
#6
A well executed pun is one of the things that I personally find funniest.

Awful puns are also hilarious, but in a different way.
#8
i like puns

also your avatar is one of the best ever
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#9
Quote by kraftmacaroni
nazi puns are the worse. anne frankely i've heard quite enough of them


That's Nazi best one i've heard, but good effort!
#10
this should sum up my thoughts nicely.
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#13
Quote by shmeegle
That's Nazi best one i've heard, but good effort!


Really? I thought it was heilarious.
#14
Quote by Kevin19
Really? I thought it was heilarious.


Nah, you're just sucking up to Kraftmacaroni because you're Schmidtten with him.
#15
I kinda like them, but dear god not too much of them.
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#16
Quote by shmeegle
Personally I think if you don't like puns you have no soul.


Surely that's not the sole implication?
#17
I heard Bob Marley's displeased with the donuts they serve in heaven. Apparently they don't have any jam in'...

Also

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#18
Quote by Kevin19
Surely that's not the sole implication?


You just keep putting your foot in it...
#19
I love puns. I make them daily.

But not in this post, apparently
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#21
^that was a very ginger approach
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#23
I'm having a lot of pun reading this thread.

I want Samoa country puns, Zaire the best.
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#24
Quote by shmeegle
You just keep putting your foot in it...


Well, I get quite the kick out of it.
#25
Quote by guitarxo
I'm having a lot of pun reading this thread.

I want Samoa country puns, Zaire the best.
Kenya please stop with the puns? Jamaican me crazy! There is Norway I'm stooping to this level.

Kuwait a minute...
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#26
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Kenya please stop with the puns? Jamaican me crazy! There is Norway I'm stooping to this level.

Kuwait a minute...


Think about your jokes before you make them. Don't just go russian in. It spain ful to read some of these. turkey is to take your time.
#27
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Kenya please stop with the puns? Jamaican me crazy! There is Norway I'm stooping to this level.

Kuwait a minute...

you just got Sierra Le-owned! You Laos.

It's okay though. Djibouti more than makes up for your punny failure.
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#28
A well timed pun is great. 50 puns straight is not.

I take that shit seriously.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#29
Person 1: What did you dress up as for halloween?
Person 2: A premature ejaculation.
Person 1: Haha. Seriously what did you go as?
Person 2: I just came in my pants.
#31
Quote by bill976
Person 1: What did you dress up as for halloween?
Person 2: A premature ejaculation.
Person 1: Haha. Seriously what did you go as?
Person 2: I just came in my pants.

Boooo!
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#32
Quote by element4433


fixed, for added emphasis.
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#34
they are the bane of my life

stop looking for puns in that sentence, there's none you dicks
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#35


Pic is relevant
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#36
I'm pretty quick, some would say i'm a thoroughbrad.
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#37
Quote by bradulator
I'm pretty quick, some would say i'm a thoroughbrad.


i propose a new official rule that all puns that are that bad should result in a warning.

interestingly enough, half the puns i make go undetected, just because they are that clever.
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#39
Most puns are terrible.

Someone said this beautiful pun, can't remember who though.

Person One- I accidently put my camera in the wash and it wiped all of my photos off.

Person Two- Why? Were they dirty pictures?


.... Shut up
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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