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#1
So this is a bit disturbing...

lans by budget airline Ryanair to screen porn, via an online app for smartphones and laptops, have been unveiled in the latest money-spinning proposal by company CEO Michael O'Leary. Blue movies are not the only thing that could be downloaded to wile away time up in the air, as gambling, playing games and watching regular pay-per-view films could also be enjoyed. O'Leary told the Sun: "I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices." "Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?"


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What do you guys think? Creepy or 'hell yeah just what we need!'.

Personally I think it's pretty creepy, and besides, who actually watches the pr0nz and doesn't relieve themselves? Blue-balling on a 3 hour flight doesn't sound like great in-flight entertainment to me!
#2
And what's stopping people from downloading porn to their phones at home so they don't have to pay in a plane?
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#3
I don't want a guy in trench coat sitting next to me to watch porn. That would really be a horrible flight.
#4
I just think your butthurt and can't get on a plane anytime soon.


Actually, its kind of disturbing.
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I don't want a guy in trench coat sitting next to me to watch porn. That would really be a horrible flight.

That is the new worst thing to sit next to on a plane.
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#6
I can see it now.

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#7
Creepy
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#8
only if they have to sit in soundproof rooms with no windows. And we all get to punch them afterwards (the people partaking in the)
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#9
Hotels have them because there's privacy in your room. It'd just be so wrong to be next to someone watching porn and lord knows how many people would end up jacking off on the plane. Terrible idea...
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#11
Hotel = private room to yourself, with a lock and ways to block people seeing in.

Plane = lots of people forced to sit close together with no way of hiding their shame.

How on earth is that an accurate analogy? Of course you don't need porn on planes.
Also, it was already said that people already can bring it on their handheld devices from home. Let them be weird but don't encourage it.
#12
I'd rather not sit next to any dudes on that flight...
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They oughta bring back smoking on planes.
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#17
I have enough trouble waiting in line to use the toilet on an airplane, this'll just make things a million times worse.

That said, I dont fly with Ryanair since they are shit anyway.
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Several hundred? By kids I mean minors.
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#21
"Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?"


Because if you are having a wank in your hotel room I don't have to sit so close to you our elbows are touching. Seriously what a stupid idea.
#23
Makes you wonder what 1st class would get...
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#24
in 1st class there better be masturbatory toys, otherwise i'm picking a different flight service

also, don't people already masturbate on planes?
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in 1st class there better be masturbatory toys, otherwise i'm picking a different flight service

also, don't people already masturbate on planes?


I don't think you understand Ryanair.
#27
Those crazy Irish.
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#28
I don't get it. I was always under the impression that the reason porn exists is to jerk off to it. Do people actually enjoy being able to look but not touch?
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#32
The line for the bathroom is going to be looooooong
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The line for the bathroom is going to be looooooong


Ryanair have pay toilets don't they?

Hmm....
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#34
They can alleviate passenger discomfort to pr0nz by encapsulating each seat in a cubicle. You see, when a person is isolated in a lone cubicle, they can beat thier meat to whatever street hooker wants to skeet, yarramean?
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#35
Wasnt one of their flight attenedents a porn star?
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#37
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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Wasnt one of their flight attenedents a porn star?

I wouldn't be surprised.
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My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.






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I was right, have a read of this.

http://antoniofarinha.com/blog/2009/03/24/ryanair-flight-attendant-edita-schindlerova-is-pornstar-edita-bente/
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