#1
Okay this is the most stupid thread I know, but I'm a stone cold virgin and there's this chick who wants to have intercourse with me..
Anyway I need to buy condoms, what do I look for in condoms?
I don't want to spend five hours at the condom shelf in the supermarket analyzing each one, I will probally buy cheap ones, i dunno, what do you look for in condoms?
Ribbing?
Stuff like that?
My dick's something like 7 inches or something but I think condoms are a one size fits all thing.
Whatever.
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#2
Get the cheapest ones you can find and always wear at least 2 at the same time.
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#4
You'd find knowledgeable non-joke answers in the sex thread.

I was gonna put a joke answer but I can't think of any condom puns.
#5
If you buy cheaper condoms you might be unintentionally billed with a child for the rest of your life, don't go cheap on condoms.
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#6
Quote by StewieSwan
Get the cheapest ones you can find and always wear at least 2 at the same time.



The cheapest part isn't too true, but wear 2 if you want to be extra safe.
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#7
Ultra-Thins. They come in the little grey package. Naked Sensations are good too. They come in the big, golden packaging (no, not Magnums).

EDIT: Trojan brand is what I'm talking about.
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Last edited by zappp : Today at 4:20 PM. Reason: Suck on my balls, UG
#8
Quote by MH400
The cheapest part isn't too true, but wear 2 if you want to be extra safe.

I like to wear the whole packet, to make sure there will be no little sam b's running around. Works great