#1
It's 1.16am. I loaded myself up with energy drink and cheese pizza and now I can't sleep.
I'm friggin' tired but I can't get to sleep.

Sing me a lullaby.
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#5
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all a game to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split, it's
The Ace Of Spades
The Ace Of Spades

That should send you into a lovely slumber!
#6
just fap...
"Remember folks, it's all bull****. It's all bull**** and it's bad for ya." ~ George Carlin.
RIP
"The last real man in showbiz"
#7
TS, why not put on some Justin Bieber? his songs will send you to sleep ...


...they will also give you nightmares, but at least you're asleep.
This will start a RIOT! in me
#11
Call up a chick you know that you can sleep with.
Go bang the shit outta her.
Roll over and fall asleep, suffocate her with pizza farts all night unknowingly.
#12
Quote by BlackVoid
Call up a chick you know that you can sleep with.
Go bang the shit outta her.
Roll over and fall asleep, suffocate her with pizza farts all night unknowingly.

I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#14
Taking a couple benadryl (diphenhydramine) helps.
Kein Engel kommt um euch zu rächen...

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#15
Smoke an unholy amount of marijuana?
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#18
Masturbate with all the gusto of Zeus with a thunderbolt.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#22
It's alright
to tell me
what you think
about me
I won't try
to argue
or hold it
against you
I know that
you're leaving
you must have
your reasons
The season
is calling
and your pictures
are falling down

The steps that
I retrace
the sad look
on your face
The timing
and structure
did you hear
he ****ed her?
A day late
a buck short
I'm writing
the report
On losing
and failing
when I move
I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up

Well I guess this is growing up

And maybe
I'll see you
at a movie
sneak preview
You'll show up
and walk by
on the arm
of that guy
And I'll smile
and you'll wave
we'll pretend
it's okay
The charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back

And it'll happen once again
You'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
And sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And you've been there for too long
To face this on your own
Well I guess this is growing up

Well, I guess this is growing up [4x]
Well, I guess this is growing up

Nighty night.