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#1
What are the stupidest things you've done in college?
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Starting college in a long distance relationship was a terrible idea.

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#6
not me but my roommate pull open a drawer in a drunken stupor and pissed all over his clothes. classic
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#8
I won't know for a few years

I only attend... an online college right now
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#9
smoking a whole pack of cigarettes in one night, blacking out too many times, shitty gpa a few semesters, skipping classes, smoking too much pot, hooking up with the wrong girls.

there's way more that I can't remember and probably never will. yay college.
#10
most of the stupid stuff i've done is highly embarrassing, illegal and sometimes not even funny.
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not me but my roommate pull open a drawer in a drunken stupor and pissed all over his clothes. classic


My roommate's friend from high school came to visit once and got so drunk he smashed his face on the pavement and woke up on our floor in the morning not knowing where he was, why he was there, or why his face was cut up.
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#12
Using the word stupidest.
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Using the word stupidest.

Oh God! did I just use improper grammar on an Internet Forum!!! That's horrible!! Sorry to everybody I may have offended!
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#17
video tapped everything. Dressed my roommate in a pig mask and a confederate flag and made him run through the ghetto, shit out a window, froze my roommates bedding, tried setting vodka on fire with a blowtourch...while it was spilled on my bathroom floor, jumped off my dorms roof into bushs, filled a water ballon with katchup, mustared and mayo and threw it at a car. That's all I can remember right now...
#18
There have been some nights....oh boy.

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#19
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Using the word stupidest.


you know stupidest is correct, right?
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I have never done anything stupid. I have done lot of awesome things though. Yeah, awesome is the adjective I am gonna go with.
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video tapped everything. Dressed my roommate in a pig mask and a confederate flag and made him run through the ghetto, shit out a window, froze my roommates bedding, tried setting vodka on fire with a blowtourch...while it was spilled on my bathroom floor, jumped off my dorms roof into bushs, filled a water ballon with katchup, mustared and mayo and threw it at a car. That's all I can remember right now...

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Using the word stupidest.

Except, stupidest actually is, in face...a word!
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There have been some nights....oh boy.

Protip: If you wake up with a hangover, no matter how tempted you are, Tang will not help. It will make your puke radioactive Gordon Freeman's suit orange, but it will not help.


On the other hand, a few glasses of Powerade will make you feel like a champ again.
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#24
My roommate came back from a weekend in Cincinnati, couldn't remember anything, but his front two teeth were busted out. He then proceeded to call his dad and tell him that he fell down really hard on the ground. His dad called him a dumbass and told him he could either get his teeth fixed and take the rest of the school year off (it was fall quarter) due to the amount of money it would cost to replace almost his entire front two teeth or he could spend the rest of the school year with his front two busted out. He picked the latter.
#25
fell off the back of parliament hill, got another bad concussion. Busted up my face and got impaled by a tree branch in my shoulder......(nice scar though)

Rookie party was also pretty bad, actually that was just flat out stupid. I feel really bad for the guy who attempted a back flip off the roof. Good thing we had 2 alumni doctors on site. My list of shit included (Rookie Boat race anchor, but we had to go 4 beers chugged each.... , swam the ottawa river back and forth in late october, 3 rounds of battleships, everyone round is about 12 ounces of vodka, PISS cup) The vets made us throw up every 2 hours with some pills the doctors brought so we could keep going) The next morning i felt broken

I threw a party Brodeo Hodeo, 50 people at my house. There was 5 people having sex in my bed... have 3 different street signs in my house, like 45$ in bottle returns. Vast amounts of nudity and drunken debauchery.

Have a lot more but, i dont want to sound like an alcoholic.... Ohhh but there was that time i had shrooms and absinth in the same night.... NEVER EVERY AGAIN.... TOO ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT MAY BE A GOOD IDEA.... TUCKER MAX WOULDNT DO THIS SHIT... SAVE YOURSELF...
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Have a lot more but, i dont want to sound like an alcoholic....


I highlight reel for stupid things done in college wouldn't sound right without copious amounts of alcohol.
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howd you get in exactly?

by not caring about, punctation or spelling while talking to kids on the internet.
#29
whats university but a good time to abuse drugs and alcohol and your body at every moment possible
#30
I'm in college now, so.. probably frequenting the Pit

Nah, it's a great way to pass time/not do assignments.
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#31
I'm at university, and it's work in progress!

I've already had my fair share of dumb actions though. I'm just not going to share it here because my next employer could be a guitarist.
#32
Coming home from a party rotten drunk, then deciding to do shots of a absinthe with a girl I met thinking I would later bang her...
She was a lesbian, I spent the next day wishing I was dead and now I can't drink absinthe without throwing up.
#33
I don't drink so no drunk stories.

I actually haven't done anything really stupid that I can remember.
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#34
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I don't drink so no drunk stories.

I actually haven't done anything really stupid that I can remember.

You wouldn't be at college/university to actually get a better education and improve your employment prospects? What a farce!
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Coming home from a party rotten drunk, then deciding to do shots of a absinthe with a girl I met thinking I would later bang her...
She was a lesbian, I spent the next day wishing I was dead and now I can't drink absinthe without throwing up.


Same with me and white rum... except for the lesbian part. About 2 gallons of powerade later and I felt fine by noon. Have slowly been able to work back to it though (can have mojitos without the sudden urge to projectile vomit).
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#36
Jacking off a human cadaver in Anatomy class as a joke, yeah I know f*cked up, but it was funny at the moment.
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#38
Well I've only been here for a few months now and I skip class much too often and hate myself for it. I'm not going to have the best GPA this semester.

Last week I took my roommate to a little shindig with a few friends and we got stupid drunk. We then left with one friend to go smoke weed with his other friends, which as I would later find out was a terrible idea because as I would later find out we were on school property when we did it. While we were there some cops drove by, so we all got up and slowly but surely made it out of campus. My roommate and I spent about an hour and a half wandering the streets trying to find our dorm (which is off campus) even though we were only about 4 blocks away. We just had absolutely no idea where we were going. Anyways, we both blacked out and somehow made it back home. I skipped a quiz and the entire day of school. After that day, I promised I wouldn't drink on weekdays anymore.
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Well I've only been here for a few months now and I skip class much too often and hate myself for it. I'm not going to have the best GPA this semester.

Last week I took my roommate to a little shindig with a few friends and we got stupid drunk. We then left with one friend to go smoke weed with his other friends, which as I would later find out was a terrible idea because as I would later find out we were on school property when we did it. While we were there some cops drove by, so we all got up and slowly but surely made it out of campus. My roommate and I spent about an hour and a half wandering the streets trying to find our dorm (which is off campus) even though we were only about 4 blocks away. We just had absolutely no idea where we were going. Anyways, we both blacked out and somehow made it back home. I skipped a quiz and the entire day of school. After that day, I promised I wouldn't drink on weekdays anymore.


I made that promise before I ever did it to avoid incidents like this... then my schedule had no classes on Thursdays, and here we are Wednesday night/Thursday morning.
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#40
im lucky enough to be able to control myself even when at my blackout drunkest so i haven't done anything entirely reckless (at least nothing i can remember)

some of my friends on the other hand...
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