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#6
Stevie Ray Vaughan. First time I heard him as a kid, I thought he was black. Then when I saw a video of him I couldn't believe it
#9
Quote by stef123
"Hot hummus, I thought he was black!"


This just made me laugh uncontrollably for some reason.

And I agree with SRV. The guy sounds like Stevie Wonder to me (Name coincidence?).
#12
you need me, i don't need you
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#13
Quote by TextOnTheScreen
"Ten Cent Pistol" by The Black Keys. That song makes me forget the singer is white. The band name doesn't help, either.

Naw man, this one is way better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X_lOZI9KWI
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#14
When I heard "Jump" for the first time, I thought "the singer" (David Lee Roth, of course) was probably black. I was really young though
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You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0fCXsles90&ob=av2e
White male, 5'7", ginger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_aC5xPQ2f4&ob=av2e
Black male, 5'8.5".

See, the funny part is I first heard Emarosa and thought for sure he was black. And then after years of listening to Emarosa I heard the second song for the first time on the radio...and pictured a short white guy with a red mullet singing.
#19
I've never done that, but I thought Living Colour were white guys for a while.
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#20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu9fOcIzYNQ

In the really low parts.


Also, when I first heard Tom Waits I thought he was black.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#23
Dance Epidemic by Electric Six. I was crushed when I found out their singer didn't even have an afro.
#24
Asaf Avidan, if anyone here ever heard of him(maybe the Israeli UG'ers) sounds like a black woman. A Black WOMAN.

Youtube it if you dont believe me.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#25
Not quite the same, but I thought Tracy Chapman was a man when I first heard her -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orv_F2HV4gk

Try watching with your eyes closed & imagining a man singing - it's weird!
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LIKE PORTISHEAD?
#31
Quote by zgr0826
I've never done that, but I thought Living Colour were white guys for a while.


Yup, me too
People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special place and burned - Sherlock Holmes


Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
#32
Quote by Alkaline 64
Can't we have girls aswell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBabMxnFQsQ

Holy damn how shocked I found out this petite, blonde, white woman sang vocals on the classic Floyd track... Amazing stuff too.

SHE'S NOT BLACK?!

I always pictured a fat black woman with some kind of hat and big earrings and a green dress or something.
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#33
When I heard Closer by Kings Of Leon I thought he was a 50 year old black dude.

I was wrong.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#34
Quote by Alkaline 64
Can't we have girls aswell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBabMxnFQsQ

Holy damn how shocked I found out this petite, blonde, white woman sang vocals on the classic Floyd track... Amazing stuff too.


WAT. Are you seriously suggesting that the woman that sang The Great Gig In The Sky is NOT black? She must have been painted white, there's no way that voice doesn't belong to a slightly overweight black sista.

EDIT:

BURGERY!
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#35
Quote by the bartender
WAT. Are you seriously suggesting that the woman that sang The Great Gig In The Sky is NOT black? She must have been painted white, there's no way that voice doesn't belong to a slightly overweight black sista.

EDIT:

BURGERY!

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#37
It's Johnny white winter.Guy's a legend.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

He who laughs last thinks slowest
#38
White-->Black: Eminem (pick a song)

Black-->White: Darius Rucker (pick a song from either his solo stuff or Hootie and the Blowfish)
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
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