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#1
I used to be a pizza delivery guy, and all the other delivery guys had some crazy stories while delivering pizza...

So, are any of you pit monkeys Pizza Delivery People? and do you have any cool stories?
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#3
I assume someone is gonna reference some sort of pizza guy porn scenario.
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#5
Uh, hmmm. I don't recall any weird stories, but some stupid deliveries, like to addresses that don't exist or that are on a different street than what they're supposed to be on. There was one sketchy one where I had to more or less walk up the stairs of a dark (read: no lights on at night) apartment in a very bad section of town to deliver it to some guy, as well as other sketchy ones.

But nothing "weird" or funny I guess... I'll give it a think
#8
i deliver big sausage pizzas
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#9
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I'm interested in reading these stories.

I have like one shitty pizza delivery story but I'm not a pizza delivery guy. But it is a shitty story so it probably ain't even worth telling.
#10
My dogs throw a fit at delivery guys. I think we're scared a few off actually :P
#11
I got an interview once to become a pizza delivery guy.

And that's about it.
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#12
I deliver pizza now and have been for about the last year and a half. Nothing WEIRD has really happened, but some ****ed up stuff has. I saw a guy get shot one time which was really crazy and I was almost robbed once, but the guy backed down after I said a few kind words as he approached me. One time I showed up to a house and the guy inside tipped me 5 bucks and a 6 pack. Been offered to come in and smoke weed a few times. And one time I got a 45 dollar tip from a hot soccer mom at a convention at a hotel. I love my job. It's great to drive around listening to music and potentially make 20 bucks an hour. Let's just not start on the tipping debate ^_^
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#13
my friends and i always rip pizza delivery guys off hahaha its so easy its rediculous

suckers
#14
i remember one time a friend kept callin back sayin the dilevery guy forgot garlic bread.he ended up callin back like 4 times and each time we got another free garlic bread

there was another time we set up a fishing wire booby trap for the pizza guy.that was lulz
#15
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my friends and i always rip pizza delivery guys off hahaha its so easy its rediculous

suckers


I hope a pizza delivery guy kills you. That'd spice my pizza.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
Quote by Lulzcifer
i remember one time a friend kept callin back sayin the dilevery guy forgot garlic bread.he ended up callin back like 4 times and each time we got another free garlic bread

there was another time we set up a fishing wire booby trap for the pizza guy.that was lulz



Hah! It's funny because you don't have friends.
#19
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kill yourself


Why?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#21
Quote by Lulzcifer
my friends and i always rip pizza delivery guys off hahaha its so easy its rediculous

suckers


there are so many things about that post that aren't right.
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#22
its very easy n i encourage everyone to do it

just say the pizza was late,call the manager while the delivery guy is there and ask for a discount

works every time..thats one of many things we do
#25
2 pizza companys actually stopped doin deliveries to one of my friends houses.that was after we scammed the hell out of them

good times
#26
Quote by Lulzcifer
its very easy n i encourage everyone to do it

just say the pizza was late,call the manager while the delivery guy is there and ask for a discount

works every time..thats one of many things we do


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Quote by Lulzcifer
2 pizza companys actually stopped doin deliveries to one of my friends houses.that was after we scammed the hell out of them

good times


And none of this ever happened.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Last edited by JohnnyGenzale at Nov 11, 2011,
#27
i remember another time a friend (who is ****in huge) opened the door and just started screaming n making threats to the delivery guy.he ended up leavin the pizza and running off to the car then speeding off
#28
Quote by Lulzcifer
its very easy n i encourage everyone to do it

just say the pizza was late,call the manager while the delivery guy is there and ask for a discount

works every time..thats one of many things we do


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#29
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We heard you the first time. You're either a troll or a terrible person. I hope you die either way.


And none of this ever happened.


its real.its likely to happen to you one day.i put money on it
#30
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For so many years I've wondered just what is wrong with this world. If there were one thing to be blamed, what would it be. I've figured it out. You're exactly what's wrong with this world.

Stealing and fraud are both wrong, especially when they damage local economies.


hahaha yes it is wrong n i dont do it anymore

happy?
#32
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its real.its likely to happen to you one day.i put money on it


No it won't, we're not thieves, and no you don't, you don't pay for anything.

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hahaha yes it is wrong n i dont do it anymore

happy?


No. You still think it was a fine thing to do. You say it was "good times."
Last edited by TextOnTheScreen at Nov 11, 2011,
#33
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its real.its likely to happen to you one day.i put money on it


Ehm, wha? I...

I don't even know what you just said.
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#34
One time I ordered pizza and I payed in change.
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#35
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Ehm, wha? I...

I don't even know what you just said.


you will get someone trying to scam you 1 day
#36
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you will get someone trying to scam you 1 day


What does have to do with you behaviour?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#37
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you will get someone trying to scam you 1 day

dude, you are spamming the SHIT out of this thread, you've posted like 565 times already on this one page.
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#38
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you will get someone trying to scam you 1 day

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#39
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
What does have to do with you behaviour?


you suck

i remember another time and friend and i called every pizza shop in town and a couple of escorts and sent them to another friends house on his bday hahaha

thinking back i was pretty bad 2 those pizza guys
#40
Quote by Lulzcifer
its very easy n i encourage everyone to do it

just say the pizza was late,call the manager while the delivery guy is there and ask for a discount

works every time..thats one of many things we do


we eventually figure out who's doing that and we stop answering their calls. tisket for a tasket.
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