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I liked Marge's sisters. So hot.

Yeah - who doesn't like furry legs?


Ibanez RG2550Z/SRX430
Alesis Core 1

I'm a student. I've got no time or space for an amp!
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Yeah - who doesn't like furry legs?

Exactly. I mean. That hair. Those wrinkles. Th.... Th... Those ear lobes! Waaaaahhhuuuuuuooooooaoaaaaahhhh........... I came..
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..Bob Barker isn't dead.

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Nothing is impossible if you're on acid!

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What if the NES breaks? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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Jasper..... Out of all the cool characters.. You choose Jasper.

There's a real tragedy around Gil that I find underrated. I really like The Simpsons because it can often feature quite sad characters, (although they're often funny), a depth that few other comedies really have. Gil makes me laugh a lot but he's also one of the writers' most potent, yet subtle attacks they make on American society.
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
Groundskeeper Willie is the only correct answer.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
Abe Simpson

the way they treat him is a clear indictment on the treatment of the elderly in America, and most of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is sad, buts its almost always a winner when he's on screen
I used to be a goddamn saint. I said my prayers and handled snakes until the road introduced me to sin. I only shook hands with drink but he had friends with him
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Groundskeeper Willie is the only correct answer.

I agree with this statement but will accept Moe as a second correct answer.
Gotta love Homer.

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."


"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
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Definitely Sideshow Bob.

Couple years ago I hadnt caught on it was SIDESHOW Bob, I though it was Sycho Bob or something..
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Hank Scorpio.

Completely forgot about this guy.

For appearing in only a single episode, he sure made a hell of an impact.
Leon Kampowsky.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
Superintendent Chalmers is funny.

Also Kang and Kodos, I love those guys:

Kodos: It looks like the Earthlings won.
Kang: Did they? Right now they have a board with a nail in it. But they won't stop there. Soon they will make bigger boards with bigger nails until they make a board with a nail in it so big it will destroy them all!

That quote is extremely depressing
Sing me to sleep.
Smithers or the Ramones.

"Have the Rolling Stones killed, Smithers." "But sir-" "Now!"

you're a stone fox