Poll: When is your hand in your pants?
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View poll results: When is your hand in your pants?
Always
25 11%
Never
47 21%
Sometimes
59 27%
Only in private
62 28%
Only in public
27 12%
Voters: 220.
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#1
How many of you just sit around with your hand in your pants? Not jerkin off but just playin around to keep your hands busy.
#5
Yup. Read the title, though, and I thought you were going to collect all our pants like they were some kind of highschool home-ec assignment.
#8
I chose "only in private" (hint-hint), however, at college there was a kid in biology who would sit there with his hand down his trousers.

It was kind of awkward.
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#9
Only when private.

There was this kid about two years ago who fapped in a classroom and got caught when the mid-day lunch break was over and everyone came streaming into the classroom again.

He finished his business like a boss.

I ain't that guy.
#11
The only hands in my pants belong to THE LORD!!!... Wait, that didn't come out right. The Lord is my condom... Whatever. You know what I mean.
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#15
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I never sit around with my hand in my pants. Come at me, broseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat.
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#16
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Only in public is an option?


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#17
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Only when private.

There was this kid about two years ago who fapped in a classroom and got caught when the mid-day lunch break was over and everyone came streaming into the classroom again.

He finished his business like a boss.

I ain't that guy.

#19
I ONLY put my hands down my pants in private.

I ONLY masturbate in public.
NO NO NO NO NOTORIOUS
#21
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Scratching my dick =/= sitting around with my hand resting in my pants
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#23
Have you even watched the new Hardly Working?
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#26
I voted always. As a matter of fact, my hand was in my pants when I saw the thread, and is still down there now
#27
My friends used to get irritated with me because I'd keep it in my pants no matter where I was.
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#28
Well I have my hands in my POCKETS a fair bit in public.
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#30
There's not enough room down there for my hand
Honestly though, I voted sometimes.


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#31
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#32
I'm notorious for this. my friends watch married with children and say "he's doing the Dave." that's how bad it is.
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#34
It's there now actually
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#37
No. Sometimes I pull my arms into my shirt and just walk around like an amputee, though.

EDIT:
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#39
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I cup my balls in the winter to warm my hands.
Me it's the other way around... gotta keep them spermatozoa alive.
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#40
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Me it's the other way around... gotta keep them spermatozoa alive.

They're not going to stay alive very long when they're smeared all over your moms face anyway
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