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And he just got out of the NICU after 4 days **** this evil planet. That shit is supposed to happen to other people......not me. Not my beautiful wife. Not the poor parents who have had children in there for WEEKS and still show no sign of near release.


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#2
Hnbd.
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#9
So, let me get this straight, your wife had a baby, but it's not fit for the outside world so they put it in an incubator and you're pissed that bad things happen to you and not other people?

wat
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#11
I wanted to say congrats but after reading your post I'm not really sure what happened
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#12
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So, let me get this straight, your wife had a baby, but it's not fit for the outside world so they put it in an incubator and you're pissed that bad things happen to you and not other people?

wat


No, he's pissed that his kid got out of the incubator (Is 'NICU' Neonatal Intensive Care Unit?) in a couple days, and other parents have to suffer with their kid in there for weeks on end, not knowing if their child is going to be OK.
#13
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So, let me get this straight, your wife had a baby, but it's not fit for the outside world so they put it in an incubator and you're pissed that bad things happen to you and not other people?

wat

No I think he's upset he got to take his newborn home after a few days while other parents have to wait. Though the "This shit is supposed to happen to other people. Not my beautiful wife" part makes no sense in that case.

WAT
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#14
Ah, that makes more sense, but that last line is still messing with me.
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#15
Congrats on the kid - hope you enjoyed your sleep all these years. You aint gonna be gettin much for the next year.

The baby came in at a good weight?
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#16
Cool story bro.

Your threads still suck.

Did your child at least taste good?
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#17
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Ah, that makes more sense, but that last line is still messing with me.

Somehow it makes more sense and less sense.

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kkoo
#18
Pics or it didn't happen
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#20
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or ghosts
Or North Dakota. Or Slash.
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#21
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Hnbd.



but seriously, name it kjell, in honour of our lost friend Kensai.

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#22
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Or North Dakota. Or Slash.


ghosts arnt real.north dakota is
#23
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but seriously, name it kjell, in honour of our lost friend Kensai.



I agree
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#25
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but seriously, name it kjell, in honour of our lost friend Kensai.
What's this story I keep hearing about Kensai anyway?
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#27
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Didn't you hear? He died.
For real, bro?
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#28
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Didn't you hear? He died.

Yup. Brazilians ate him.
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#29
Oh, y'all be trollin' then. 'Tis what I thought.
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#30
you're married? at 12? that's weird.

by the way...

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#31
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you're married? at 12? that's weird.

by the way...

*reported*


It isn't weird in certain countries. Maybe he lives in Pakistan (I think they do it there)?
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#32
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What's this story I keep hearing about Kensai anyway?


It's a meme, almost everyone here knows Kensai and telling people that he died normally receives a pretty funny response
#33
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It's a meme, almost everyone here knows Kensai and telling people that he died normally receives a pretty funny response
Ahh, so it's like a less shitty version of the gif which shall not be named.

Is he aware of this? Is he in on the joke? If not, this will get good
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#34
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Ahh, so it's like a less shitty version of the gif which shall not be named.

Is he aware of this? Is he in on the joke? If not, this will get good

Pretty sure it's been around for quite a while bro
#35
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Ahh, so it's like a less shitty version of the gif which shall not be named.

Is he aware of this? Is he in on the joke? If not, this will get good


It's pretty old, like when I pretended to be a woman or something but I think I still wasn't lurking by that time.
#37
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What's this story I keep hearing about Kensai anyway?

He went to South America. Keep up man
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#38
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#39
I had your child too.

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