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#1
Since we're having a fun night anyway...

This might be hard to do the traditional way, so just fill it in as you go.

Intro: Oh _____ (expletive) Based God! Swag on a _______ (number)! Shouts out _______ (celebrity) swag to the _________ (same number)! I’m so __________ (adjective)! Based freestyle oh damn Based God ________ (swag/woop/celebrity name)!

Verse : I’m so _____(adjective) I look like _____ (female celebrity)

My ______ (body part) so _______ (adjective) bitches on my ________ (other body part)

Shouts out ________ (same celebrity) I **** with ________ (company).

I look like _______ (political figure) nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna______ (verb) me

I’m_________ (adjective) like ________ (historical figure) ridin’ in my ________(car company).

________(verb) a hoe in her _______(body part) real_______ (adjective).

I’m swaggin

________(number) dollars in pocket cuz I look like a/an________ (animal).

_______ (number) on my dick cuz I _______ (verb) so hard

Shouts out to _________ (fictional character) oh my God!

Suck my _________ (body part) hoe yeah I’m swag to the _______ (number)

And it’s real _________ (cardinal direction) side I’m a _______ (occupation) and a ________ (noun)

Finna _______ (verb) your bitch in ________ (place) cuz I’m _____ (adjective)

_______ (number) on my dick bitch! Pretty boy ________ (fictional character)

Chorus: I’m ________ (adjective) like _________ (historical figure) [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m______ (same historical figure) [repeat 4 times]

Ad libs (pick 3 and repeat over chorus): Woop/swag/based/buck/historical figure’s name/oh my God/he/hoe/west side



Mine:

Intro
Oh shit Based God! Swag on a nine! Shouts out Jason Statham swag to the nine! I’m so pretty! Based freestyle oh damn Based God swag!

Verse
I'm so callipygian I look like Nicki Minaj
My thigh so firm bitches on my calf
Shouts out Nicki Minaj I fuck with BK.
I look like Santorum nah you can’t touch me
Bitches wanna hug me
I’m swag like Napoleon ridin’ in my Benz.
Kick a hoe in her ovaries real nice.
I’m swaggin
55 dollars in pocket cuz I look like a cougar.
Three on my dick cuz I fap so hard
Shouts out to Ender oh my God!
Suck my lollipop hoe yeah I’m swag to the 14
And it’s real South side I’m a OBGYN and a jewel case
Finna turn your bitch in Paris cuz I’m nasty
12 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Caulfield

Chorus
I’m ballin' like Stalin [repeat 4 times]
I think I’m Stalin [repeat 4 times]

Last edited by due 07 at Nov 13, 2011,
#4
OP and the first reply have the same avatar :S
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#7
Lil B is absolutely terrible.
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#8
Intro: Oh ass Based God! Swag on a 42! Shouts out Hugh Laurie swag to the 42! I’m so utterly inebriated! Based freestyle oh damn Based God Ike Turner!

Verse : I’m so disgruntled I look like Sarah Michelle Gellar

My esophagus so burly bitches on my eyebrow

Shouts out Hugh Laurie I **** with Kellogs.

I look like Mussolini nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna converse me

I’m unemployed like Oscar Wilde ridin’ in my Peugot.

Sniff a hoe in her ear real diligently.

I’m swaggin

seven dollars in pocket cuz I look like an anklyosarus.

72,454 on my dick cuz I sneeze so hard

Shouts out to Cartman oh my God!

Suck my eyebrow hoe yeah I’m swag to the 42

And it’s real North/northwest side I’m a dentist and an employee

Finna converse your bitch in Taco Bell cuz I’m unemployed

42 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Cartman

Chorus: I’m unemployed like Oscar Wilde [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m Oscar Wilde [repeat 4 times]

Ad libs (pick 3 and repeat over chorus): Woop/swag/based/buck/historical figure’s name/oh my God/he/hoe/west side

I don't know how to play this game
#11
Quote by skylerjames13
Lil B is absolutely terrible.


This guy.

Knows exactly what he is talking about.

(used sentence fragments. for retarded lil B fans.)
#13
Quote by skylerjames13
Lil B is absolutely terrible.

You say that now but in three months you'll be riding his dick.
#14
Quote by due 07
You say that now but in three months you'll be riding his dick.


No, I'll be riding your dick.
Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#16
Quote by jetfuel495
Says the.

Metalhead.

olololololololol


Meh.

I found that.

Moderately amusing.
#17
Quote by due 07


Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#20
Intro: Oh gonohrrea Based God! Swag on a fiddy-five!
Shouts out Daniel Radcliffe swag to the fiddy-five!
I’m so unfulfilled! Based freestyle oh damn Based God swag!

Verse : I’m so objective I look like Hannah Montana
My toenail so long bitches on my fingernail
Shouts out Hannah Montana I **** with Ray-Ban.
I look like Abraham Lincoln nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna innoculate me
I’m smelly like Abraham ridin’ in my Volvo.
Rev a hoe in her nose real unfortunate.
I’m swaggin

One dollars in pocket cuz I look like a hiphopopotamus.
Fiddy-five on my dick cuz I fap so hard
Shouts out to Peter Pan oh my God!
Suck my right foot hoe yeah I’m swag to the fiddy-five

And it’s real south side I’m a gigolo and a heathen
Finna haircut your bitch in a salon cuz I’m trendy

Fiddy-five on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Peter Pan

Chorus: I’m unfulfilled like Winston Churchill [repeat 4 times]
I think I’m Winston Churchill [repeat 4 times]

Ad libs: Woop! Swag! Oh mah Gahd!

That was awful and time consuming...
West Ham United
#21
Hey Dylan, if you make a generic based beat we can all go hard over it for an ultra-based competition or something!
#22
Quote by jetfuel495
This could.

Be the next.

Big thing right after.

Tortilla's awkward typing.

Style.


Perhaps.

But if it.

Is.

It will only be because.

You, as a mod,.

Endorsed the hell out of it.
#23
Intro: Oh my Based God! Swag on a zero! Shouts out Beiber swag to the zero! I’m so horny! Based freestyle oh damn Based God Y'AARRRRRR !

Verse : I’m so horny I look like Sarah Jessicah Parker

My dick so gangsta bitches on my Metatarsus

Shouts out Justin Beiber I **** with Enron.

I look like Dick Cheney nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna hug me

I’m horny like Hitler ridin’ in my Prius.

Poke a hoe in her nose real POKERFACEE!!!

I’m swaggin

2 dollars in pocket cuz I look like a Mammoth.

6 on my dick cuz I get sick so hard

Shouts out to Frodo oh my God!

Suck my Mangina hoe yeah I’m swag to the zero.

And it’s real Northeastsouthwest side I’m a Janitor and a whore

Finna hold hands with your bitch in The Taj Mahal cuz I’m Indian.

6 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Smeagol

Chorus: I’m horny like Hitler [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m Hitler [repeat 4 times]

Ad libs: SWAG HITLER WEST SIDE
#25
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Intro: Oh my Based God! Swag on a zero! Shouts out Beiber swag to the zero! I’m so horny! Based freestyle oh damn Based God Y'AARRRRRR !

Verse : I’m so horny I look like Sarah Jessicah Parker

My dick so gangsta bitches on my Metatarsus

Shouts out Justin Beiber I **** with Enron.

I look like Dick Cheney nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna hug me

I’m horny like Hitler ridin’ in my Prius.

Poke a hoe in her nose real POKERFACEE!!!

I’m swaggin

2 dollars in pocket cuz I look like a Mammoth.

6 on my dick cuz I get sick so hard

Shouts out to Frodo oh my God!

Suck my Mangina hoe yeah I’m swag to the zero.

And it’s real Northeastsouthwest side I’m a Janitor and a whore

Finna hold hands with your bitch in The Taj Mahal cuz I’m Indian.

6 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Smeagol

Chorus: I’m horny like Hitler [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m Hitler [repeat 4 times]

Ad libs: SWAG HITLER WEST SIDE




"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#27
Quote by jetfuel495
You.

Started it.


I read these in the voice of that kid from Malcom in the Middle.
West Ham United
#29
Intro:
Oh fiddlesticks Based God! Swag on a 616! Shouts out Elliott Smith swag to the 616! I’m so tired! Based freestyle oh damn Based God woop

Verse :
I’m so afraid I look like Paula Deen
My heart so cardioid bitches on my spleen
Shouts out Paula Deen I **** with Heavenly Ham.
I look like Anthony Weiner nah you can’t touch me
Bitches wanna be me
I’m based like Rimbaud ridin’ in my Peugeot.
Bite a hoe in her labia real polite.
I’m swaggin
26 dollars in pocket cuz I look like an ostrich.
72 on my dick cuz I martyr so hard
Shouts out to Arthur oh my God!
Suck my dick hoe yeah I’m swag to the 49
And it’s real west side I’m a miner and a minor
Finna seduce your bitch in the aquarium cuz I’m fascinating
6 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Buster

Chorus:
I’m based like Andre Breton [repeat 4 times]
I think I’m Andre Breton [repeat 4 times]

Woop! Based! Lautreamont!
#31
Intro: Oh anally Based God! Swag on a 69! Shouts out Boy George swag to the 69! I’m so lonely! Based freestyle oh damn Based God woop!

Verse : I’m so covered in sperm I look like Monica Lewinsky

My balls so hairy, bitches on my heel

Shouts out Monica Lewinsky, I **** with the White House.

I look like Clinton nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna fellatiate me

I’m Wasabi like Mugabe ridin’ in my Bugatti.

Drag a hoe by her toe real slow.

I’m swaggin

No dollars in ma pocket cuz I look like a dodo.

1 on my dick cuz I receive so hard

Shouts out to Nigel Tufnel oh my God!

Suck my supple wrist hoe yeah I’m swag to the 11.

And it’s real south side I’m a banker and a wanker.

Finna chin your bitch in a skip cuz I’m dirty.

11 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Johnny Bravo.

Chorus: I’m Wasabi like Mugabe [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m Mugabe [repeat 4 times]
Last edited by Blimpy19 at Nov 13, 2011,
#33
Blimpy wins the thread.

That had me rolling


Edit: v I've been wondering the same thing. It has said he's been online recently, but I guess he's not posting.

His profile says he was online yesterday.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Nov 13, 2011,
#35
Quote by Blimpy19
Intro: Oh anally Based God! Swag on a 69! Shouts out Boy George swag to the 69! I’m so lonely! Based freestyle oh damn Based God woop!

Verse : I’m so covered in sperm I look like Monica Lewinsky

My balls so hairy, bitches on my heel

Shouts out Monica Lewinsky, I **** with the White House.

I look like Clinton nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna fellatiate me

I’m Wasabi like Mugabe ridin’ in my Bugatti.

Drag a hoe by her toe real slow.

I’m swaggin

No dollars in ma pocket cuz I look like a dodo.

1 on my dick cuz I receive so hard

Shouts out to Nigel Tufnel oh my God!

Suck my supple wrist hoe yeah I’m swag to the 11.

And it’s real south side I’m a banker and a wanker.

Finna chin your bitch in a skip cuz I’m dirty.

11 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Johnny Bravo.

Chorus: I’m Wasabi like Mugabe [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m Mugabe [repeat 4 times]


Your only crime was that you made too much sense.
#37
Intro:
Oh ballsack Based God! Swag on a five! Shouts out Ian Mckellen swag to the five! I’m so horny! Based freestyle oh damn Based God woop!

Verse :
I’m so cold I look like Lady Gaga
My pits so triumphant bitches on my elbow
Shouts out Lady Gaga I fuck with McDonalds
I look like Obabo nah you can’t touch me
Bitches wanna go bowling with me
I’m brutal like Nixon ridin’ in my Honda.
Smoke a hoe in her va-jay-jay real spicy.
I’m swaggin
2 dollars in pocket cuz I look like a lemur.
2 on my dick cuz I swag so hard
Shouts out to Gandalf oh my God!
Suck my thumb hoe yeah I’m swag to the 9000
And it’s real Southwest side I’m a clown and a sock
Finna jump your bitch in San Fran cuz I’m sick
2 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Batman

Chorus:
I’m stinkin' like Gandhi [repeat 4 times]
I think I’m Gandhi [repeat 4 times]

Ad libs:
Swag! Swag! Oh mah gawd!

Last edited by Jon777 at Nov 13, 2011,
#38
Now I understand why I seldom visit The Pit anymore.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#39
Intro: Oh nigga shit Based God! Swag on infinity (number)! Shouts out John Stamos swag to the infinity! I’m so acrid! Based freestyle oh damn Based God Jew Quest!

Verse : I’m so ashen, I look like Ms. Kardashian

My femur so bloated, bitches on my phalanges

Shouts out John Stamos I **** with Wal-Mart

I look like Wiener nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna chew me

I’m eloquent like Abe ridin’ in my Deloreon

Smell a hoe in her elbow real juicy

I’m swaggin

Several dollars in pocket cuz I look like a penguin.

30 on my dick cuz I elaborate so hard

Shouts out to Slash oh my God!

Suck my pubes hoe yeah I’m swag to the infinity

And it’s real South Park side I’m a congressman and an erection

Finna shit in your bitch in India cuz I’m sublime

17 on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Frank Corleone!

Chorus: I’m gay like Ronald Reagan [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m Ronald Reagan [repeat 4 times]

Ad libs : Jew Quest! Tit-dirt! South side!
you're a stone fox
#40
Intro: Oh willy based God! Swag on a 3.14! Shouts out Stephen Fry, swag to the 3.14! I’m so Nerdy! Based freestyle oh damn Based God Mr Fry!

Verse : I’m so Nerdy, I look like Zooey Deschanel 'cept i'm a real nerd so yeah!

My brain so humongous bitches on my Cranium

Shouts out to Mr Fry I **** with Nintendo

I look like Ghandi, nah you can’t touch me

Bitches wanna differentiate me

I’m complex like Pythagoras ridin’ in my Toyota Prius.

Teach a hoe in her library real mathematics.

I’m swaggin

Pi pounds in pocket cuz I look like a/an chimpanze being related and all.

Pi on my dick cuz I Radian so hard

Shouts out to Hermione Grainger oh my God!

Suck my toes hoe yeah I’m swag to the pi

And it’s real North side I’m a doctor and a Physicist

Finna integrate your bitch in book club cuz I’m a grade A reader
Pi on my dick bitch! Pretty boy Jesus

Chorus: I’m Nerdy like Pythagoras [repeat 4 times]

I think I’m Pythagoras [repeat 4 times]

Oh my God Pythagoras!!!!!!!
¡sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ suɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ʎluo

E-married to danny the fish



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