#1
DO you like Sex?
Because I do.
"What do you call a sheep with no legs?
.....a cloud!"
~Flea
#6
You shut your ***** mouth
Quote by JeanMi36
Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life
#9
only if its in jail with other men
Quote by Rogue Hermit


You're a good man. I was waiting for somebody to step up with the obligatory "I come blood" reference.

Quote by guylee
goddammit. I'm going to bed. You win good sir.

Quote by stratguy335
Haha! You got the joke! You win a cookie.