#1
I got the idea for this the other day, when I was cutting my grass (hopefully for the last time this year.) Before I could cut the grass, I had to pick up all the poop my dog had left for me. I've got one of those claw thingies, and I have to walk around w/a bucket searching for his land mines. I can think of no other job I hate more than this.
So what's your last favorite?
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


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#3
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I read this as "jobcore." Sounds like an interesting genre.
Sounds like metalcore that even the artists that make it hate.
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#4
Dishes. Damn soap dries up my delicate hands so I have to lotion them frequently, then they feel greasy cause of it and I hate that.
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#5
Why don't you walk your dog so it doesn't crap in your yard? I don't have a dog so I wouldn't know it's bowel movements.
I do hate cleaning my cat's litter box. She's an indoor cat that can't aim, so it gets dirty quite a bit.
#6
Having sex with your mother, so annoying.
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#7
Cleaning the toilet.
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#8
eating. but it has to be done.

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Why don't you walk your dog so it doesn't crap in your yard?

doesn't mean you don't have to pick it up off the street.. well, some people don't bother, but those people should be made to eat it instead, imo.
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#9
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Cleaning the toilet.

Why would a girl need to clean the toilet?
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#11
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#13
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Having sex with your mother, so annoying.


My mother died 5 1/2 years ago, douchebag.
I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to.


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#14
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My mother died 5 1/2 years ago, douchebag.

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#16
I just wanna say makers mark is pretty meh. bad taste op
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#17
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My mother died 5 1/2 years ago, douchebag.
He's referring to the part where he digs her up and having to put her back afterward.


sorry about that
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#18
Foreplay.
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#19
Washing shit off my dick after spreading my brown wings on a regular basis.
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#21
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Why would a girl need to clean the toilet?

A man certainly isn't going to do it!

I hate vacuuming because of the noise. And grocery shopping. Continuous noise and supermarkets frustrate the dancing shit out of me.
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#22
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Having sex with your mother, so annoying.

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Why would a girl need to clean the toilet?

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#25
Washing dishes.

Dad, quit being such a ****ing cheapskate and get a new dishwasher already (fyi, our other one broke a while back, it won't drain).
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#26
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I got the idea for this the other day, when I was cutting my grass (hopefully for the last time this year.) Before I could cut the grass, I had to pick up all the poop my dog had left for me. I've got one of those claw thingies, and I have to walk around w/a bucket searching for his land mines. I can think of no other job I hate more than this.
So what's your last favorite?

Just put rubber bands in your dogs food. You'll have little handles in his shit, and you can pick it up easier that way.

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