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#1
Yep, read the title.

Two Fridays ago I come into homeroom with this on the board:

Guitar Battle
Tonight 8:00
Gentrit's house

"Hey guys where's Gentrit's house?"

"Just go into the subdivision, you'll find it"

So of course I don't even bother to ****ing go, and now I lost the guitar battle?

I really don't know what to do, everyone (what it seems like) in the world knows about it and stuff, and they're all saying I lost by forefit and shit. I know I should've got the balls and went to the battle, but now I don't really know where to go from here. Do I just ignore it?

I'm really ****ing tired so ignore the grammar.

Oh yeah read this before you go trolling pl0x: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1492372
Last edited by yoman297 at Nov 13, 2011,
#6
Too bad bro.
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#9
I hate how people brag about being the best guitar player in the world, trying to one-up everyone. In my opinion, who gives a shit whether or not you "won." What's a dumbass guitar battle going to prove?

In my opinion, guitar is meant to be played for the joy of playing. Not to be better than everyone else.
#10
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woah! I know you're angry bro but don't say something like that.

Don't give him a reaction though. Just say 'meh, no big deal. i dont really care' and just shrug it off. this guy sounds like he wants attention and is probably trying his best to get a reaction from you
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#11
^ I actually died laughing when I realized that was the first response.

He just mentioned it once, and now everyone else is promoting it.

Grade 9 is retarded bro
#15
so you've said you have lost, before it begun:

step 1: drag all your equipment to the roof of the most visable building in the courtyard.
step 2: turn that shit to 11
step 3: rock out like a bauuusss
step 4: bitches..
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#18
when red hat is posted we ALL lose. game over man... it's a bug hunt man
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#20
So wait, let me see if I have this.

Someone who is essentially this guy(Prides himself on "shred skills" and "shred skills" alone, which even Yngwie "Look at me break the soundbarrier. Don't mind the melody" Malmsteen doesn't do + A7X + posts videos of "shredding" on facebook = probably something like this):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZM0EGBdHOw

Challenged you to a guitar duel, which outside of a cinematic setting or theatric or otherwise staged for dramatic effect, is a pretty stupid concept, even though you're still learning to play. When you don't decline, you're chicken.

The guy's more or less a musical bully. He's an arrogant idiot with an overinflated ego by the sounds of it, intentionally picking a target who's still getting their footing, and celebrating a win by default as a huge victory. Don't worry too much about it, people seduced by shred alone aren't exactly good judges of music(There's a reason that if you pick any name-brand shredder like Vai, Govan, Satch, Gilbert, anyone at all, they stress melody that incorporates technique instead of pure technical music), and anyone who expects someone who's still learning the ropes to put themselves out there like that is a complete and utter moron and also a pretty damn big dick.
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#22
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you bastard! Now I lost it!

OT: according to your other thread, you already thought you were going to lose so I don't know what the big deal is.
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#24
This idiot is the guy who challenges Stan to a ski race in the Asspen episode. (not TS, the idiot in TS's story.)

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#25
Tell him and everyone else you don't care when they ask you about it. It will piss him off and make you laugh.
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#28
Just be like "Hey dude, see that chick over there? Yeah, well I use my fingers for man that just guitar!"

BAMN

.... Owned. And scene.

Or launch the Pit on his youtube account and watch the trolling do what it does best.
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#29
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This plz

Guitar battles are never good unless it's between advanced level guitarists, imo. In that case at least it's interesting to watch
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#30
Wait wait wait, how the hell do you "guitar battle"?

How do you decide who's better? It's art, not UFC.
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#32
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Wait wait wait, how the hell do you "guitar battle"?

How do you decide who's better? It's art, not UFC.


lol

u obvi know nothing about guitar
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#33
Make a shirt that says "I may have lost the guitar battle, but at least I'm not an attention-craving douche."
you're a stone fox
#34
I'm sorry, but what kind of school is this where people actually care about a "guitar battle"? It's like the high school from The Karate Kid except replace Karate with inane-ass music competition.
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#35
Quote by Niiko
Just be like "Hey dude, see that chick over there? Yeah, well I use my fingers for men!"

BAMN

.... Owned. And scene.

Or launch the Pit on his youtube account and watch the trolling do what it does best.


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#36
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#37
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Thank God someone else saw that connection. I was starting to feel crazy.

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#38
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They don't fit together.
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#40
What in the fu...

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Grade 9 is retarded bro


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