#1
Sup Pit,

If you had to switch lives with someone else forever who would it be?

I'd be The Rock because everybody likes The Rock.
#4


And I spend all day in the shower/bath and lesbian-ing it up.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#5
Quote by Saint78
Mac Miller. He always has the Best Day Ever.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#6
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#7
Quote by devourke
Sup Pit,

If you had to switch lives with someone else forever who would it be?

I'd be The Rock because everybody likes The Rock.


I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

Quote by ErikLensherr

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#8
Quote by moscaespañol


This is the first time someone has used the nod at me.
you're a stone fox
#9
Quote by Saint78
This is the first time someone has used the nod at me.

lawl, you weren't here during Night of the Nod
#10
I don't know. Someone who lives off the land in Karelia maybe. Sounds nice.
language
jazyk
kieli
язык
العربية


My Tumblr: Lots of artist recommendations, album reviews, and ideas about music (as well as some film and bike stuff).

Go Sharks! Go Wings! Go Flyers! Go Kings!
#11
Good Guy Greg.

being stoned, happy and helpful all day, erryday.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#12
Quote by devourke
lawl, you weren't here during Night of the Nod

i was in electric guitar on the night of the nod

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#14
Mark Zuckerberg. I'd instantly sell FB and take all the profit and just live like a king for the rest of my life.
#17
I'd be TS

Then he'd have to be me

mwahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#18
Quote by OliOsbourne
I'd be TS

Then he'd have to be me

mwahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

But you said in another thread of mine that you were awesome.
#19
God.


Pffft, nah, I can't switch bodies with myself, DUH
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#20
Quote by devourke
But you said in another thread of mine that you were awesome.

I am awesome, thanks for noticing
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#21
Joe Satriani or John Petrucci.

or Katy Perry so I could fingerbash myself all day.
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

UG Awards
1st: Biggest Ego
1st: Most Likely To Become Famous
1st: Most Pretentious User
#23
Whoever is dating Rihanna at the time
PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY
PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY
PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY
PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY
#24
Quote by Alex_WK
Whoever is dating Rihanna at the time

Really? I've never actually met anyone who thought Rihanna was super hot. What is it about her?
#25
Quote by devourke
Really? I've never actually met anyone who thought Rihanna was super hot. What is it about her?


Well every Black person where I live (which is most of the city) thinks she's like the sexiest Black woman in the world next to Beyonce.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#26
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Well every Black person where I live (which is most of the city) thinks she's like the sexiest Black woman in the world next to Beyonce.

She used to look not bad sort of, but now she looks weird.
#27
Quote by devourke
She used to look not bad sort of, but now she looks weird.

Chris Brown got to her
XBL Gamertag:thor7861
message me you're from UG first

I can't think of anything to put here


#29
Quote by seeneyj
or Katy Perry so I could fingerbash myself all day.

First of all, it's fingerbang.

Second, you'd also get to live out your lifelong dream of having sex with Russell Brand.

Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.