Poll: Who is right?
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Me
14 22%
My friend
2 3%
You are both idiots
47 75%
Voters: 63.
#1
Weird question, if you are in a contest with yourself and you finish first, that also means that you finished last correct?

Because there is no one else to be last, therefore you are first and last at the same time.

My friend says that you are only first, not last, I say that he is wrong, please help us decide.
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#2
Where's the "TS is right, and you are both idiots for arguing over this" option?
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#3
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Where's the "TS is right, and you are both idiots for arguing over this" option?

Because I am right therefore I can't be an idiot.
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#4
If you're not first, you're last.
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#5
But then.. what if an idiot says "I'm an idiot"? He is an idiot which means that he's right, which in turn would make him not an idiot which means that he is actually wrong, but if he is wrong then he's and idiot and then he and then and and and...

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#6
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If you're not first, you're last.

But you are running with yourself, you are both.
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#7
Is "your friend" in fact yourself, so no matter the outcome of the argument you will both win, and lose.
#8
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Is "your friend" in fact yourself, so no matter the outcome of the argument you will both win, and lose.

No he is really my friend, we are arguing on skype right now.
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What do you think TS?

I think you are both first and last.
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#14
To win a race, you have to cross the finish line before anyone else.

To lose a race, you have to either not cross the finish line, or cross it after someone else.

So if you're the only one who crosses the finish line, you won and did not lose.

On the other hand, if you're racing against yourself, you're pretty definitely losing already.

EDIT: unless, for purposes of this discussion, you're two people. Then half of you won and half of you lost.
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#15
If you're the only one running, then it is not a race.
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#16
I don't even think this is significant enough to have a friendly disagreement over.
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If you're the only one running, then it is not a race.

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#18
Your dick won and your ass lost.

Unless of course you were ruing backwards.
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It cant be race....
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#22
Technically, both. Actually you're just some retarded psycho who loses races to himself.
#23
You managed to improve over your old time so you finish first.. the old score doesn't matter any more... unless.. you are running with yourself at the SAME time?!?
#24
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#25
If you're the only one competing then you are not competing, you are neither a winner nor loser.
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#29
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#30
Neither of you are right. If you are by yourself you cannot finish first because you are not finishing before anyone. Ergo...you cannot finish last either, because you are not finihsing afetr anyone.
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#31
Stupid question. There is no first without last. Or last without first. Same thing applies to warm and cold, day and night, left or right.

In order to put a meaning to one of those words, you have to have some form of contrast. It's why the words were invented.

No contrast, no meanings.
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#32
You won't finish, you'll be eternally stuck running in a loop and never seeing the finish line until someone joins you.


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