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Do you ever think about how things we do everyday got started and how really ****ed up they are?

For example:

Most Americans drink milk or use milk everyday. Let's go back in time though. That means a while ago somebody was looking at a cow. Thought to themselves, "Hmmm, I wonder?" Went over to the cow and squeezed it's tit saw what came out, and then thought to themselves, "I wonder?" At this point the whole situation is pretty ****ed up when you think about it but here comes the kicker.

They must have squeezed more and decided to taste what came out and enjoyed it.

I mean that's really messed up when you think about it. That we drink what comes out of an animals body.

Also does anyone, after taking a dump, look at it and think that was just chillin' inside me?

TL;DR
Before it was accepted someone milked a cow and drank it.
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#3
wow, did you ever think you were dropped on your head as a child
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#4
I think it's probably more to do with the fact that young cows drink the milk, so it can't be that bad...so if a baby's mother died then they probably just took some of the cow milk as substitute.



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#6
Oh, I've thought about these things. The weirdest one I can think of is alcohol.
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#8
Or they figured that mammals produce milk, and realized mass producing it with cows was easier.
#9
i actually have thought that before, but i dont care. it means im drinking tit juice every day!
#10
Acohol and F-ing Snails! Who was like oh I bet that slimy snot covered piece of S*** would be great covered in butter.
#12
Smoking is a pretty weird concept. Someone actually decided that they wanted to ingest something into their lungs w/out knowing what it would do.
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#15
I find anyone who thinks something like this:


Most Americans drink milk or use milk everyday. Let's go back in time though. That means a while ago somebody was looking at a cow. Thought to themselves, "Hmmm, I wonder?" Went over to the cow and squeezed it's tit saw what came out, and then thought to themselves, "I wonder?" At this point the whole situation is pretty ****ed up when you think about it but here comes the kicker.

They must have squeezed more and decided to taste what came out and enjoyed it

To be an absolute fucking idiot.
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Acohol and F-ing Snails! Who was like oh I bet that slimy snot covered piece of S*** would be great covered in butter.

Many cultures eat insects, Western Culture just has a hang up about it.

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Smoking is a pretty weird concept. Someone actually decided that they wanted to ingest something into their lungs w/out knowing what it would do.

Meh, not really. The urge to take mind mending substances is almost a human universal, pretty much every culture has some form of it. Many of the oldest cultigens (Barley, Opium, Cannabis) are used to make intoxicants. People spent a lot of time looking for and put a lot of value on intoxicants.


As for smoking itself, it's not really that strange when you think about it. If you simply burn a substance normally for whatever reason (cannabis for example, which was used originally for rope) and accidentally inhale the smoke you will notice some psychological effect. The obvious next stage is to do it deliberately, and before you know it you've invented smoking.
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Many cultures eat insects, Western Culture just has a hang up about it.


But they're French isn't that western?
#18
I wonder how many different substances were tried before they decided to stick with tobacco and cannabis
#19
Coprophagia. I mean, WTF.
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If you think about it that way then isn't an egg just a chickens period in a shell?

yes thats excatly what it is...
#23
Well when you remember that some people smoke draino its less surprising.
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But they're French isn't that western?

Ya, but my meaning is that it's still not all that strange to eat insects like snails, it's done everywhere. We in the West do it less, and the French with Snails are one of the more well known exceptions.
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I wonder how many different substances were tried before they decided to stick with tobacco and cannabis

People smoke way more stuff than that.

Some of the types of drugs are mental really when you consider the amount of trial and error that must have went into creating them.Ayahuasca for example requires the preparation of a number of different plants working in conjunction with one another to provide a psychoactive effect. How they happened upon that combination remains a mystery, but it seems likely that they probably spent a lot of time just trying to find something that'll make them high. Like teenagers do in their kitchen and then discover the psychoactive properties of Nutmeg.
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That's why I rarely drink milk alone.
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#29
i always wonder that too. like who was the guy who looked at a pineapple and thought "**** it. i'm eating it."

or the first guy to smoke weed or tobacco.
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#30
There's a rational explanation to all this stuff.

Sliced bread, for example, was invented when someone decided to slice...bread.
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We have an advert on TV over here that asked the same question.

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Sliced bread, for example, was invented when someone decided to slice...bread.

There's an actual story behind that
#33
What about cheese? The best explanation for that is milk kept inside an animals bladder or stomach... Milk that then began to curd... Inside an animals organ... And then someone ate it... But whatever, cheese is awesome.
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Ya, pretty messed up.

I always think about how humans discovered what was good and bad to eat. Like that plant in the sahara that oozes out milky stuff which is supposed to make you blind, can you imagine some tribe dude gets the shitty end of the stick and gets ordered to try out like 5 different plants just as a guinea pig. That's got to suck.
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There's an actual story behind that

Oh okay, okay.

Once upon a time, bread was illegal. An evil emperor called Douglas Nut had forbidden the whole world from making, eating and transporting bread and forced everyone to eat his evil Douglas-Nut-Donuts at every meal of the day. At first people were happy because these were sweet and sugary, but soon children became very fat and very spotty, and people's teeth were becoming black and falling out, they got very very sick of eating Douglas-Nut-Donuts and started wanting savoury things, bread.
Then a lad named Brad Sleiss (he was swiss or some shit) decided to make and eat bread in secret, he felt better almost immediately. But he couldn't help all the fat smelly kids because he knew the donut cops would "slam his ass in jail", as his daddy kept telling him (he never knew if he meant they would slam him into jail or if they would slam him once he was in jail), and it wasn't easy to hide a loaf of bread under his flimsy tunic.
So one fine day the lazy idiot took a knife and cut the bread into slices, taking it to as many people as he could and thus solving all the world's problems. It wasn't long before many people started slicing bread and giving it to fat spotty kids (who IMO didn't really even deserve it), and peple got better and healthy and happy and gay.
Also Doug Nut died because he was a fat old bastard and no one could give a shit on giving him the quadruple bypass surgery that he needed.

Fin.
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#37
I think I made this thread before... and to answer the title to the thread I try not to think to hard, I have better things to do.
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Coprophagia. I mean, WTF.


Exactly, this and bestiality. Who actually takes time out of their day to think "Yeah, this regular nice tasting food just isn't doing it for me any more, so I think I'll just eat this stuff that came out of my ass. Hmmm, you know what? It don't taste too bad, neither." I mean seriously??
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#39
The best explanation is that it was all just one big accident.
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