Does anyone else find the thought of a 10 year old boy flying a small bird odd?

#1
I mean in Pokemon you can teach your Pidgey fly and then it will take you wherever you want? Did it work like this?

or did he hold on to the feet or something? Almost makes me think since HM02 is unlimited you should have to catch two Pidgeys and have them hold you on a twine.

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#3
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
More to the point, how does a pokemon learn a move from a DVD?

I know, it isn't real.

Obviously the Pokedex doubled as a portable dvd player.
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#4
Maybe they're audio books? "How to fly" by Orville Wright, read by Isaiah Mustafa!
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#5
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More to the point, how does a pokemon learn a move from a DVD?

I know, it isn't real.


Instructional movies.
#7
And Pokemon like Charizard and Gyarados can't use fly. Pfft.
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#8
protip - TMs didn't always look like CDs.


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#9
Not what I thought this thread would be. Anyone notice how gyradose is a flying pokemon but can't fly. Why not water dragon? I have too much gyradose hate.
#10
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Not what I thought this thread would be. Anyone notice how gyradose is a flying pokemon but can't fly. Why not water dragon? I have too much gyradose hate.


Think of how broken the game would be if gyarados was water/dragon. It would only have one weakness (dragon, and there were no real dragon moves in pokemon red), be ridiculously powerful, and all you would have to do is catch a magikarp. by making it flying, it becomes weak to rock and double weak to electricity, which evens things out a bit.
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#11
I find it odd that all these kids in the pokemon-world ever do is train their fückin' pokemon.
They don't learn science and art an shit.
How do they get and maintain all that technology?


And how come some animals are not pokemon and therefore free to eat (steak, fish sticks) while everything you hear on pokemon is
"P0kèManZ and Humanz are best friendz 4ever, mkay?!?
Herp derpedy derp, oh fück, Team Rocket haz caught me fappin' nao !!"


And most of all:
WHY ARE ALL THE GIRLS HOT?!?!?!?!?
#12
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Not what I thought this thread would be. Anyone notice how gyradose is a flying pokemon but can't fly. Why not water dragon? I have too much gyradose hate.
I always thought it was, until maybe a couple years ago. @Fear you're correct, but at least give Gyarados the chance to actually use flying type moves.

Otherwise, just keep it water type.

EDIT: ^ I never saw any animals in Pokemon. As far as I know, Pokemon ARE the animals in that universe, only much smarter and much more badass.
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I find it odd that all these kids in the pokemon-world ever do is train their fückin' pokemon.
They don't learn science and art an shit.
How do they get and maintain all that technology?

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#14
Also, how about the "scientist"-trainers?
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#15
>Game about flying monsters that could talk and shit
>Arguing about physics in said game.


Pick one bro.
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#16
Quote by Cb4rabid
>Game about flying monsters that could talk and shit
>Arguing about physics in said game.


Pick one bro.


True. I mean, There are foot-tall critters who spit out a lakeful of water in those games and everyone just wonders how you can ride a friggin' pigeon! A pigeon strong enough to (when properly leveled) kick the ass of a mountain-eating rock-godzilla-thing, gaseous ghost or a physical god! (Which also is a similar critter...)

Also, you throw a plastic ball size of a fist at a whale and the whale has no problem fitting inside!

And kittens can reproduce with said whales!
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