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Spiders must be observing human males intently.
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#2
Bastards are stealing my tricks.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#3
I learned this from that sub-par yet somehow entertaining movie "Eight Legged Freaks".
#5
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These gifts serve as decoys: Worthless bits of flower, cotton or ant husks wrapped in silk that serve only to distract the female while the males have their way. Another trick? If not satiated, males play dead until the female thinks she has gotten away, and then he wakes up and grabs her for another go.

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#6
Male Orb-Weaver spiders really get a rough deal:



Those little spiders aren't babies, they're adult males. That big mother****er is what they have to try and mate with, assuming she doesn't eat them first.
#8
mmmm... spider porn
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#10
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Spiders must be observing human males intently.

That can work both ways.
I've learned a new trick from these spiders:
If not satiated, males play dead until the female thinks she has gotten away, and then he wakes up and grabs her for another go.
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#11
Another trick? If not satiated, males play dead until the female thinks she has gotten away, and then he wakes up and grabs her for another go.


That's rape, simple as. How are we as a society tolerating this kind of disgusting misogynist behavior?

Oh let me guess, because she's a spider she's not entitled to control over her body.
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#13
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That's rape, simple as. How are we as a society tolerating this kind of disgusting misogynist behavior?

Oh let me guess, because she's a spider she's not entitled to control over her body.

Something should be done.
#14
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Something should be done.


I concur. Let's teach those anti-woman arachnids that a lady spider has the right to say what happens to her exoskeleton.
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#15
Quote by PeZ546
Male Orb-Weaver spiders really get a rough deal:



Those little spiders aren't babies, they're adult males. That big mother****er is what they have to try and mate with, assuming she doesn't eat them first.


Mating shouldn't resemble a boss fight.
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#16
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Male Orb-Weaver spiders really get a rough deal:



Those little spiders aren't babies, they're adult males. That big mother****er is what they have to try and mate with, assuming she doesn't eat them first.

Sounds kinky
#17
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Something should be done.


I'm already on it:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/spiderrape/

Please sign this petition guys and get your friends and family to sign it too.
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#19
Oh wow, a spider species in which the male is dominant over the female? It seems like almost every spider's mating ritual involves the female somehow killing the male, and/or eating it.

#20
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Mating shouldn't resemble a boss fight.

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