#5
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Totally thought you were an adbot at first.

It's real fuckin' neat-o, to say the least.


yea lol that's why I edited my post. Felt very ad-botty at first.
#7
Quote by Doctor Matthews
The shoes and the chocolate sauce. What witchcraft is this.

Your avatar is...mesmerizing.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#8
Who needs umbrellas anymore? Just spray this shit all over you.
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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

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#10
Where can I get this, and why didn't I know about it before today, when I had to go to the store when it was pouring outside?
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#14
One time purchase of guitar strings! Or, I could spray this in my toilet so I'll never have to scrub that bitch again!
#16
I imagine if you get too much of this stuff on your skin, it'd be bad news.

Also, how are we supposed to wash it off?
#17
Quote by Dudeinator
I imagine if you get too much of this stuff on your skin, it'd be bad news.

Also, how are we supposed to wash it off?

With a knife I'm guessing
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#20
Quote by StewieSwan
What's the catch?


If you get some in your eye, you're ****ed?
#21
Quote by Dudeinator
If you get some in your eye, you're ****ed?

Or of it gets in your mouth.

Edit: Or an open wound. Pretty much if it found some way into you, you would be boned.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#22
It'd be hilarious to spray a patch of wall with this stuff, then proceed to blow your load on said patch.
MATTERHORN
#23
Quote by Doctor Matthews
It'd be hilarious to spray a patch of wall with this stuff, then proceed to blow your load on said patch.


Your avatar sweet jesus
#24
^It's like she's cleaning her esophagus.

That spray is just crazy. I would buy it just to mess around, not even to use on clothes.
#25
Quote by Dudeinator
Your avatar sweet jesus

Her mouth unhinged like a snake.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#26
Syrup on shoe....


wat
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#27
^You guys need to understand it's all about technique.
Quote by Gyroscope
Syrup on shoe....


wat

Don't you find yourself constantly spilling chocolate syrup on your shoes when you're making sundaes? There's no need to worry about that anymore with NEVERWET SPRAY! The syrup will fly straight off your shoe and on to the carpet, where it will stain but who cares? Fuck carpets. When was the last time they did shit for you? Never, that's when. Besides would you rather people think you had syrup on your carpet, or would you rather people think that your footwear wasn't stylin' all over their shit.
#28
is there a Ug'er willing to verify this stuff for us by buying a bottle
I'm too much of a pennyless student to waste money on this,and shipping it out to australia
Seagulls,the chicken of the ocean.

Originally posted by Gunpowder:
Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
#29
Quote by devourke
^You guys need to understand it's all about technique.

Don't you find yourself constantly spilling chocolate syrup on your shoes when you're making sundaes? There's no need to worry about that anymore with NEVERWET SPRAY! The syrup will fly straight off your shoe and on to the carpet, where it will stain but who cares? Fuck carpets. When was the last time they did shit for you? Never, that's when. Besides would you rather people think you had syrup on your carpet, or would you rather people think that your footwear wasn't stylin' all over their shit.

It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where comic book guy pours a drink on a comic book and it reflects off onto a lesser comic book.
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#30
If this actually works, I'm going to go buy three bottles asap.
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#31
So I could put this all over myself then go for a swim, but I would be in the water yet still completely dry? Would I even feel the water around me?