#1
This is probably the coolest story you'll hear all day.
Are you ready?

I just got laid, not once, but twice Oh yeah


What is the most you've gotten laid in one night?
Sorry to all you virgins....
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#3
5 is my personal best, I slept like a baby lol

"Did you tell her about the night of FIVE TIMES!?!?" /friendsquote

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#6
You only got it twice because you were inadequate the first time.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Quote by mmkat
7 times over the course of 12, maybe 13 hours. and no, i shit you not

You are a chick or a sex worker. It is the only way!
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

UG Awards
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1st: Most Likely To Become Famous
1st: Most Pretentious User
#9
Quote by Trowzaa
You only got it twice because you were inadequate the first time.

+1
Quote by YouTube user
Hey it's Alek from Chillin in Bodom and ears a lick for bitch who can't play dicks.


#10
Twice man, I can't manage more than that jeez.
I've tried for three a few times, never won though
#12
I spent a whole day ****ing with my ex once.. i think we managed 7 or 8 times.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#14
*resists posting a 'k cool' image*
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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