Poll: Do you clean your belly button?
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View poll results: Do you clean your belly button?
Yes, I clean it often.
24 28%
Yes, I clean it, but not often.
25 29%
Oh shit, I forgot about that.
33 39%
I have an outie, and therefore a pleb.
3 4%
Voters: 85.
#1
Belly buttons. Do you clean them? How often?

I've found out that belly buttons are one of those things that people clean the least because they forget, are too lazy, or a combination of the two. Kind of like washing behind the ears.

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#4
Occasionally get the occasional fluff. It smells like shit.
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#7
I wait for all the lint to collect, then i take the ball out and put in my brothers mouth when he's sleeping.
NO NO NO NO NOTORIOUS
#8
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I don't, but when I shower it basically cleans out itself

basically this.
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#9
If by "clean" you mean "get a finger right up in there and do a good bit of spelunking" then i guess "at any given opportunity" is my answer.
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#10
Imma go out on a limb here and say I don't clean it... I don't really need to, it's fine the way it is.
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#11
Quote by Thrill-house
Every time I take a shower, so like twice a day.


Two showers a day? Shit's unhealthy, yo.
#12
I try to clean it more now, because last summer it got infected and started to ooze some stuff that smelled like balls and hurt like hell. It's still actually there, but it doesn't hurt anymore or smell like balls all that much.
#13
I clean everything I can think of every day because I'm overly fastidious about things like that.
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#14
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smell like balls all that much.


So it still smells like balls. Bro, the only thing that should smell like balls, is your balls.
NO NO NO NO NOTORIOUS
#15
Quote by blake1221
Two showers a day? Shit's unhealthy, yo.

I work like 16 hours a day, so I take a shower between jobs. I get sweaty.
#16
Quote by Thrill-house
I work like 16 hours a day, so I take a shower between jobs. I get sweaty.



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#17
Quote by Thrill-house
I work like 16 hours a day, so I take a shower between jobs. I get sweaty.


Then you should try showering with cool water and no soap the second time, or sponging yourself of instead. Two hot showers a day is really bad for the top layer of your skin. Brotip.


On topic, I don't clean it specifically and intentionally, but I'm assuming it gets clean when I clean the rest of me...
#19
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I wait for all the lint to collect, then i take the ball out and put in my brothers mouth when he's sleeping.



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#20
My belly button tickles to much, and I ejaculate when I touch it.


So yes.
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#21
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Eh, I don't actively wash there, but it seems to get cleaned during showering.
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#22
This is like that time someone asked if the Pit cleans their foreskins.

Eh, it gets clean when I shower, just like the rest of me.
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#23
Quote by alkalineweeman
If by "clean" you mean "get a finger right up in there and do a good bit of spelunking" then i guess "at any given opportunity" is my answer.

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#24
not that often, it's not like anyone's going to be sticking their nose or finger down there anytime soon.
#25
Quote by Ironic Maiden
not that often, it's not like anyone's going to be sticking their nose or finger down there anytime soon.

But they will eventually right?
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#26
Quote by IcanHasBass
So it still smells like balls. Bro, the only thing that should smell like balls, is your balls.

And yo momma's tongue.
#28
i don't have an ingoing bellybutton
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