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So I recently got caught cheating by a professor in one of my economics classes. It was on Monday, I had a cheat sheet, one of those little yellow post it notes tucked right underneath the bottom of my shirt (on top of the pants). I guess he caught me peaking down and well, failed me.

There's a chance I'll get kicked out, and its a good school too, I won't say the name, but it starts with Prin- and ends with -ton. I'm hoping to get a hearing, and at least suspension or probation, but these assholes are tough on cheating.

Why did I cheat...well I spent the weekend inebriated. Moral of the story, don't drink. I'm going to stick to my new found morality for about a week, and then rescind on it. But seriously...colloquially I am totally ****ed.
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Quote by Dirge Humani
Hm. I have a friend who goes to Princeton, so if I really wanted, I could ask him if he's heard about anyone getting in shit for cheating in an economics class lately. Then we could know if you're completely full of shit or not.


Because when someone cheats in college the whole university knows about it.
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#6
Yeah. Being honest doesn't really require that much effort.
Either you know the material or you don't. Reap the rewards.
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Quote by Dirge Humani
Hm. I have a friend who goes to Princeton, so if I really wanted, I could ask him if he's heard about anyone getting in shit for cheating in an economics class lately. Then we could know if you're completely full of shit or not.

But we all know you're not going to.
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What the hell would your defense be if you do get a hearing? I don't think they'll accept "being ****ed-in-half drunk" as a legitimate excuse.
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Quote by Dirge Humani
Hm. I have a friend who goes to Princeton, so if I really wanted, I could ask him if he's heard about anyone getting in shit for cheating in an economics class lately. Then we could know if you're completely full of shit or not.



I know everyone who has ever attended Princeton. I could ask all of them if they've ever heard of someone who uses the pseudonym "Dirge Humani". Then we could know if you're completely full of shit or not.
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Quote by Dirge Humani
Hm. I have a friend who goes to Princeton, so if I really wanted, I could ask him if he's heard about anyone getting in shit for cheating in an economics class lately. Then we could know if you're completely full of shit or not.


Princeton? I thought it was Print-a-ton and he was learning about paper sales?
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Quote by Dirge Humani
At any academic institution that takes themselves seriously it's a big deal.

Fixed.

Academic dishonesty leads to no progress. You're wasting your time and the school's time if you're going to cheat. You don't make new discoveries or mechanisms by cheating. It's a pointless endeavor just to try and save a few numbers on a GPA.
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Princeton? I thought it was Print-a-ton and he was learning about paper sales?

Typical Brown grad

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#20
Quote by Dirge Humani
At a well-respected school like Princeton, yeah. Its a big deal.


Which usually means a severe punishment to the individual, not a campus-wide email explaining to everyone that a student cheated on a test and is now going to be kicked out.
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Princeton? I thought it was Print-a-ton and he was learning about paper sales?

He got in trouble for using 3M brand post-its instead of the house brand.

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#23
Are you a good liar? Because you should probably lie. Break down in tears, clutch your head in agony, keep repeating, "I'm sorry, oh god, I'm so sorry". When they ask why you did it, while sniffling, reply with something along the lines, "I just felt like I had to get an A. I studied all weekend but I was scared. I didn't know what to do."

If the teacher has no hard evidence, deny everything. Act very affronted, as if the accusation is a grievous insult.

Take that all with a grain of salt since I have absolutely no previous experience with this. I'm not a dirty cheater like you, TS.
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He got in trouble for using 3M brand post-its instead of the house brand.


What a loser. He probably used a Office Depot ballpoint pen to write the answers on the post-it too. *snicker*
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#26
surely with the amount of stuff on a post-it note (if you want it to be legible at a distance greater than 1 ft), you could have memorised it for all of 5 minutes and then written it down as soon as the exam started.
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#27
You cheat and undermine the integrity of their courses, and they're the assholes. Lawlz.
#28
Well, if you're cheating on an economics class, you deserve to fail. If I were going to trust someone to handle my money, I would be pretty pissed off if that someone cheated to pass their classes and then made me lose all of my money.
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Quote by Lemoninfluence
surely with the amount of stuff on a post-it note (if you want it to be legible at a distance greater than 1 ft), you could have memorised it for all of 5 minutes and then written it down as soon as the exam started.

Okay, now I'm doubting TS. A Princeton student shoulda known this.
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#31
Cool story bro?

Seriously, there is absolutely no reason to cheat if you learn your material. At a school like princeton your either paying up the ass to be there, in which case there is no excuse for not learning your material. Or you are smart enough to get a lot of scholarships in which case you should be smart enough to learn it.

I'm sorry, I work hard for my grades while I put myself into massive amounts of debt to be at a school thats not as nice as princeton. I really just don't have any sympathy for you.
#32
Learn to cheat. The best way is to have a tiny scrap of paper, no bigger than an inch or two across, and write very small. Hide it up your sleeve till the tests are out. then hide it underneath the test paper and look at it when needed. Nothing weird about looking down at your test. If you need more info than what fits, then learn it. It gets to a point where the risk of cheating isn't worth the reward. The bigger the cheat sheet the higher the risk, and really, is it so bad to actually apply some effort once and awhile?

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#35
Cheating doesn't help you in the real world (or even grad school) its a horrible habit to pick up. I won't like I have done it once or twice cause I didn't feel like doing homework.
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I'm hoping to get a hearing, and at least suspension or probation, but these assholes are tough on cheating.
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you could always offer your "oral" services to try and stay in University TS.
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#39
im sure glad im in highschool i cheat all the time. But if i was paying thousands to go princeton i wouldnt cheat...
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