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#1
I'm at 988 profile views and it's making me sad. Who wants me push me over a thousand?

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#3
Meh. I only have about half as much as you TS. It doesn't bother me.
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#4
I'll help you. I always wonder what it feels like to not have hundreds of profile views per week. Presumably pretty awful.
#8
I wish I had that many.

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Meh. I only have about half as much as you TS. It doesn't bother me.

WTF! An August 2011 has more then me.


Edit: I was the 1000th viewer
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Nov 17, 2011,
#11
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#12
Quote by due 07
I'll help you. I always wonder what it feels like to not have hundreds of profile views per week. Presumably pretty awful.

I got my first week of 100+ profile views after I made nodincap famous.

First and only week of 100+ views.

EDIT: 1,204 all up.
#13
Quote by devourke
I got my first week of 100+ profile views after I made nodincap famous.

First and only.

They'll keep on rolling in. I got more than usual last week, too. I was at ~170 before it dropped to 112.
#14
I got my first 100+ in a week of profile views when I made a thread about the possibility of going to tell a bunch of junior high kids why abstinence and being a virgin is cool.

Fuck you pit.
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Last edited by bradulator at Nov 17, 2011,
#16
Quote by due 07
They'll keep on rolling in. I got more than usual last week, too. I was at ~170 before it dropped to 112.

I doubt it. 0 profile views today. I'm just not UG famous
#17
Quote by Doppelgänger
i've gotten like 1 profile view in the past 2 years ):

Maybe if your profile wasn't set to private

Thanks all

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#18
Quote by devourke
I doubt it. 0 profile views today. I'm just not UG famous

Now you have 1.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
Quote by WCPhils
Now you have 1.

Make that dos.

Quote by BlindNematode
You now have over 1005

Oh shit son

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#20
Quote by devourke
I doubt it. 0 profile views today. I'm just not UG famous

If it's any consolation, I don't think those numbers are always accurate.
#21
Quote by WCPhils
Now you have 1.

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Make that dos.

Quote by due 07
If it's any consolation, I don't think those numbers are always accurate.



Last edited by devourke at Nov 17, 2011,
#25
Quote by chaoticfables
I have over 9000.

No really go and check


Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#26
Once I made a joke about being a girl just to see if it really did get me a bunch of profile views. Sadly, it actually worked extremely well. Shame on you Pit. But normally I get fluctuations in profile views because I go days without posting and then i post a bunch and it cycles. That said, the high points of my cycles are not particularly high, I got 20 or so after the night of the nod
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#27
Quote by namesroverrated
Once I made a joke about being a girl just to see if it really did get me a bunch of profile views. Sadly, it actually worked extremely well. Shame on you Pit. But normally I get fluctuations in profile views because I go days without posting and then i post a bunch and it cycles. That said, the high points of my cycles are not particularly high, I got 20 or so after the night of the nod

I think I would have got a shit ton of views after I posted a story on here once but I never checked. I only noticed for Night of the Nod because I need to go to my Profile to get to UG Mafia
#28
I Am A 19 Year Old Female From California. Blonde, Size 6 And Pretty. Pics On My Profile.


>_>

Caps fail
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#30
I always wondered what compels people to view other people's profiles. I have a decent amount of views and I can't fathom why because I don't make meaningful contributions to anything and am generally an asshole.
#31
I get a few weekly. Have 17 so far this week
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#32
Quote by chaoticfables
I have over 9000

No really go and check

Oh oh oh. Almost got me there!
#33
Quote by Doppelgänger
i've gotten like 1 profile view in the past 2 years ):


+1, i am about as popular as rugburn
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#36
Quote by ApatheticMe
put link to sexy ttiies in sig....it works....well for me at least....

How many views do you usually get?

I'd check, but I won't be fooled again
#37
Quote by devourke
How many views do you usually get?

I'd check, but I won't be fooled again



depends...the more i post in the pit the better...aslo if i act like a hot girl it works and such....

right now only like 57 this week....

the first week i did it and posted about ten (omg i have huge tits...links ins sig boys) posts.....yeah i got like 500....

a user that posts in the pit as much as you would likley get alot of lurker perv views...
I haz gotten gud
#38
Quote by ApatheticMe
depends...the more i post in the pit the better...aslo if i act like a hot girl it works and such....

right now only like 57 this week....

the first week i did it and posted about ten (omg i have huge tits...links ins sig boys) posts.....yeah i got like 500....

a user that posts in the pit as much as you would likley get alot of lurker perv views...

Well that's great because I'm pretty sure that my current avatar isn't as recognisable as my last one. You know? The one that was just the pictures of me in a nurses outfit? With massive tittyholes?
#39
Quote by MH400
I Am A 19 Year Old Female From California. Blonde, Size 6 And Pretty. Pics On My Profile.


>_>

Caps fail




Also I don't like skinny girls!
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