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#1
Here's the link: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/284426/EU-says-water-is-not-healthy

Either Ashton Kutcher has gone to extreme lengths to punk the world, or everything I know is wrong. There is no in between.

WTF
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#2
It could be worse. We could claim pizza is a vegetable.
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#4
That article reads in a very upset way, I think they have some interest in selling us water as a hydrative substance

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#5
I want to read the study, not the news articles. Science is peer edited and reviewed.
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#6
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It could be worse. We could claim pizza is a vegetable.


I have eaten pizza with vegetables on it. I have never drank water that I thought wasn't hydrating.
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#8
Can we have a link from a legitimate source?
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#11
If this is actually true, and actual, factual scientists actually declared this, then I'm declaring the EU stupider than the US.

Pizza being a vegetable is stupid, sure, but claiming water, fucking H20, doesn't necessarily rehydrate, is just retarded.
#12
I am trying to find a link to the study but so far I can't. The article just came out today, which in my timezone has only been an hour and a half long. I am sure there is more to come.
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#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
If this is actually true, and actual, factual scientists actually declared this, then I'm declaring the EU stupider than the US.

Pizza being a vegetable is stupid, sure, but claiming water, fucking H20, doesn't necessarily rehydrate, is just retarded.

Rubbing it on your car doesn't hydrate you.
#14
WTF?! A lot of people must have been paid off by the cola companies to come to that conclusion.
#15
Quote by CoreysMonster
If this is actually true, and actual, factual scientists actually declared this, then I'm declaring the EU stupider than the US.

Pizza being a vegetable is stupid, sure, but claiming water, fucking H20, doesn't necessarily rehydrate, is just retarded.

Would you say the scientists are wrong if they can back it up?


Not saying I don't agree with you though. Although I think this is just as bad as pizza being a vegetable.
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#17
"It took the 21 scientists on the panel three years of analysis into the link between water and dehydration to come to their extraordinary conclusion."

EU taxpayers need their money back.
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#20
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Would you say the scientists are wrong if they can back it up?

It doesn't matter, because I can already guess what they actually discovered:

"Certain brands of bottled water don't contain enough of chemical X to rehydrate as well as other brands"

The fact that 21 fucking scientists were paid to discover this, on taxpayer money, is what infuriates me the most.


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#21
To be fair, it doesn't replace the electrolytes you lose, so technically water alone doesn't rehydrate you. It's why endurance athletes can die to water intoxication, they feel dehydrated so drink water but because they're low on electrolytes it doesn't help and they end up dying.
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#22
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It's only 2009 bro. Everybody is still listening to 'Like a G6' and loving Obama


Great, now that song is stuck in my head. And the only part I know is the chorus. Which is really annoying.

OP: I guess we'll have to change the definitions of some words, since the word 'hydrating' pretty much means 'filling/imbuing with water.'
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#23
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To be fair, it doesn't replace the electrolytes you lose, so technically water alone doesn't rehydrate you. It's why endurance athletes can die to water intoxication, they feel dehydrated so drink water but because they're low on electrolytes it doesn't help and they end up dying.

I think you are seriously confused about what hydration is.
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That song was still on the charts last year.
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Great, now that song is stuck in my head. And the only part I know is the chorus. Which is really annoying.

OP: I guess we'll have to change the definitions of some words, since the word 'hydrating' pretty much means 'filling/imbuing with water.'


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#26
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To be fair, it doesn't replace the electrolytes you lose, so technically water alone doesn't rehydrate you. It's why endurance athletes can die to water intoxication, they feel dehydrated so drink water but because they're low on electrolytes it doesn't help and they end up dying.

I lolled at how abruptly that ended.

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Great, now that song is stuck in my head. And the only part I know is the chorus. Which is really annoying.

OP: I guess we'll have to change the definitions of some words, since the word 'hydrating' pretty much means 'filling/imbuing with water.'

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#28
Quote by CoreysMonster
It doesn't matter, because I can already guess what they actually discovered:

"Certain brands of bottled water don't contain enough of chemical X to rehydrate as well as other brands"

The fact that 21 fucking scientists were paid to discover this, on taxpayer money, is what infuriates me the most.


I feel I need to probe you further. This is obviously quite ridiculous but for some reason I want to see your reaction to the ridiculous.

What if water wasn't hydrating Corey?

WHAT IF?!
#29
Quote by devourke
I lolled at how abruptly that ended.


Poppin' bottles in the ice.
Like a blizzard.
When we drink we do it right gettin' slizzard,
Sippin' slizzurp in my ride, in my ride,
Like three six.
Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6.

Gimme dat mo- moet (No clue what this is)
Gimme dat crys- crystal
Gurl I keep it gangsta

That's all I can remember off the top of my head.


Yeah but oh shi- I think I might have got my years wrong. I'm bad at pop things.


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#30
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I feel I need to probe you further. This is obviously quite ridiculous but for some reason I want to see your reaction to the ridiculous.

What if water wasn't hydrating Corey?

WHAT IF?!

Then why can I survive a week without drinking anything other than bottled water?
#31
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It's 8:18am, I haven't slept, leave me be.

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#32
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Then why can I survive a week without drinking anything other than bottled water?


You've just wrinkled my brain, man.

#33
Quote by CoreysMonster
If this is actually true, and actual, factual scientists actually declared this, then I'm declaring the EU stupider than the US.

It seems ambiguous from the article, but I don't think they were saying water doesn't rehydrate you, but rather it is not the best method of rehydrating. That said to spend three years researching this for no purpose other than to invalidate a marketing slogan is retarded.
#34
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It seems ambiguous from the article, but I don't think they were saying water doesn't rehydrate you, but rather it is not the best method of rehydrating. That said to spend three years researching this for no purpose other than to invalidate a marketing slogan is retarded.

This is the EU bureaucracy, the same guys who declared carrots fruits and passed a law that disallowed selling bananas that were too bent. They've got plenty of experience with doing completely inane things.
#35
It's true, water has no electrolytes. You need to replenish your electrolytes to perform at your best. Even something like apple juice, you can tell it has some electrolytes but not nearly enough. Now drink some Gatorade and you can immediately tell, this stuff has lots of electrolytes. At least 20per gulp.
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#36
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It's true, water has no electrolytes. You need to replenish your electrolytes to perform at your best. Even something like apple juice, you can tell it has some electrolytes but not nearly enough. Now drink some Gatorade and you can immediately tell, this stuff has lots of electrolytes. At least 20per gulp.

They did not need 21 scientists to prove this.
#37
Pretty sure the article only says drinking plain water isn't the best way to dehydrate, not that it doesn't. Since dehydration is mostly caused by the loss of body fluids, which loss is unlikely to happen as a loss of pure water alone, I can see their point.
#38
They seriously need to let me in on how they got the grant money for this!

I also want a three year holiday because they spent 45 minutes writing that review, 35 minutes of which was spent furiously jacking off to their grant money funded dehydrated prostitutes.
#39
Stop reading the fucking Express.
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#40
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It could be worse. We could claim pizza is a vegetable.

V8 is just liquid pizza
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